[The episode begins with Vaggie,Nifty , Alice, Sir Pentious , Angeldust and Husker all sitting in the hotel's lounge.]
Niffty: So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?
Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--
Angel Dust: Liars?
Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far. Not only did it do shit to stop the exorcists but her best ended up having one of our best fighters and the ONLY demon to ever kill an Angel captured, probably dead!
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.
Alice: Hmm.
Alice vanishes into black smoke. The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues.
The Radio demon reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alice: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.
Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alice.
Alice sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers
Alice: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alice to appear laying beside her.
Alice: Who's joking?
Charlie scared and shocked by Alice's sudden entrance, jumps and falls off of the bed.
Alice: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.
Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?
Alice reposition herself on her stomach and begins kicking her legs in the air.
Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. (Tearing up) I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse. At least they don't go around giving false hope.
Alice: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.
Charlie: Oh, fuck you, Alice.
Alice adjusts herself, now laying on her side
Charlie: All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.
Alice stands up, wraps her fingers on Charlie's shoulder while chuckling
Alicer: Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.
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Feared by god ( The Hazbin rewrite)
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