Hello Rosie part 2

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The scene cuts back to Cannibal Town

Rosie: *Through megaphone* Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square.

She walks with Charlie to the stage

Rosie: Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. (Through megaphone)Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting.

Charlie: But how do I--

Rosie: With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.

Alice: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.

Charlie groans as she walks on stage.

Rosie: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--

Alice: Uuuugh, Susan.

A/n: I just love how his ears fold.

A/n: I just love how his ears fold

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Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh--

Alice: Ornery old bitch?

Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?

Charlie: I guess.

Rosie: *(through megaphone) Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!

Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd when Susan's voice rings out.

Susan: Booooo, bring Rosie back!

Charlie: Susan?

Rosie and Alice: Susan.

Charlie: [Laughs nervously] Sorry

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Charlie: [Laughs nervously] Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie, and...

Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time

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