Episode 08 - The Dark Zone Purge

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Location: Somewhere in the middle of Town Square in Creation City

Date: Oct 31, 2023 - Halloween

Time: 6:59 PM

No POV

It's that time of year again as it's-a-Spooky Month in Creation City, but tonight is the night, where we see an entire army of Teletubbies at Town Square in Creation City as the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom herself, Princess Peach is about to give out a serious announcement that will cost your own life if you listen closely to what she is about to explain in this situation.

For tonight is the start of the Dark Zone Purge as Peach begins her announcement to the people of her kingdom and the people of Creation City.

Peach: Attention, citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom and Creation City. The time of year has come. Time for...The Dark Zone Purge.

We then cut over to the Teletubbies destroying a restaurant.

Peach: As you may know, due to the violent nature of the Teletubbies...

Then we see two Teletubbies harassing a person and setting a building on fire.

Peach: One of you Teletubbies and all of the Supreme Leaders of the Entire Planet including myself have created a special night where once a year, all crimes committed by Teletubbies are legal for 12 hours.

Then we see three Teletubbies dancing and relaxing on the beach.

Peach: Thanks to The Dark Zone Purge, Teletubbies related crimes are at an all-time low.

Teletubbies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard.

Peach: I implore all of you to stay inside and not do anything stupid while The Dark Zone Purge is on. I'm talking to you, Mario. And with that, The Dark Zone Purge commences now. May God be with you all.

Then suddenly, Peach got her head shot, causing it to explode in a bloody mess and who took the shot, was a white Teletubby with black soulless eyes and glowing red pupils and wearing a zebra hat as he is the leader of the Teletubbies and the one ...

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Then suddenly, Peach got her head shot, causing it to explode in a bloody mess and who took the shot, was a white Teletubby with black soulless eyes and glowing red pupils and wearing a zebra hat as he is the leader of the Teletubbies and the one who created the Dark Zone Purge as the night of Teletubby Terror has begun until 7 AM.

Teletubby Leader: (Barney Gumble Voice) It begins!

Then the siren began to go off as the Dark Zone has officially started as they began their reign of terror upon Creation City and Mario was watching the whole thing and the only thing that he's happy about is that Peach got her brain blown to bits as the Red Italian Plumber is freaking out right now and he doesn't want to die right now by a bunch of homicidal Teletubbies.

Mario: OOOOOOOH!

Mario tackles SMG4 in a state of panic as SMG4 is just relaxing on a lawn chair, drinking a soda as he is pretending that none of this is happening right now.

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