Episode 11 - The Hero System

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Location: The Creation City Community Mall

No POV

Today at the Creation City Community Mall, we see the King walking around the mall wondering what's he is going to have for dinner tonight. 

King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner...

But then, he got hit by Mario that is fighting Wario over a toy called the Power Glove as he and Y/n are going to buy it today to see if it actually works or not. 

Mario: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

King Harkinian: OOF! Shit!

Mario: YOU! IT'S OURS! WE SAW IT FIRST!

Y/n: Yeah, give it back, Wario! 

Wario: What'chu gonna do, bitches! BWAHAHA! It's mine! With this power glove...I'll be able to scratch my ass in a whole new way. (Scratches rear end with the Power Glove)

Y/n: (Disgusted) Ew! Gross! 

Mario: You-sons-of-a-bitches!

Koopa Clerk: Actually, that glove is on display. You can't have it.

Wario: I don't give a shit. I don't give a F- WAWAWAWAWA!

Then suddenly, he accidentally lasers Koopa Clerk with the Power Glove, causing the clerk's head to catch fire and die. 

Mario: Woah!

Y/n: Wowie-Zowie! 

Wario is also shocked by what he just witnessed by the Power Glove. 

Wario: Holy shit!

Mario: AWWW, Mario and Y/n wants an overpowered glove too!!! MAMA F***ER!

Y/n: I'm not sure that's what the Power Glove does at all, Mario. Its probably why the Koopa said that it's only up for display in the first place. We need to get that glove away from Wario before he goes drunk with that kind of power from the glove!

Mario: Yeah, let's get him! 

Wario: Uh-uh-uh! Can't touch me!

Wario then fires a laer from the glove at both Y/n and Mario as they were blasted away from the toy store. 

Y/n/Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! 

Po: Tubby custard, tubby-

Then the Comedic Duo ram into Po that was pushing a food cart. 

Shroomy: Lalalalalala.

Po was then thrown into Shroomy with the food cart filled with tons of bread, resulting in a pile of bread trapping Shroomy in the process. 

Shroomy: Ow! Oh dear. Well this is a minor inconvenience.

Wario: Limitless POWAAAAH! All the things I can do with this...

Mario: NOO! Don't abuse the powers! D:

Y/n: Yeah, don't do it man! It's not right! 

Wario: (Scratches butt again) OHHHHHHHH Yeah!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Y/n: Seriously?! Are you f***ing kidding me right now?! 

Wario: Bye, BITCH!

Wario then ran out of the Mall to do something very illegal activity with the Power Glove in his possession. Only a brave and determined hero can stop him from his dastardly evil deeds. 

Y/n: Mario! We have to stop him before he takes over the world with the Power Glove. 

Shroomy: Somebody help! I'm on a low-carb diet! Somebody help me, please!

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