Location: Bob's Mansion - Somewhere in Moonlight Woods
No POV
One night in Moonlight Woods, Bob invited everyone to his very own mansion for dinner tonight as they're all looking at a Bob statue inside the mansion.
Y/n: Wow. I'd never expect Bob to have his very own mansion and have a statue of himself.
Mario: Yeah, this place looks expensive.
Ember: Makes me wonder how he got the money to pay for all of this.
Bendy: Maybe it's because of all the money he earned from his music.
Y/n: Good point.
Then speak of the devil, the man of this luxurious mansion is here, as Bob welcomed all of his guest for coming over for dinner.
Bob: Yo yo what's up my homies. Thanks for coming over to my pad for the first-ever celebration of Bobsgiving!
Bowser: You mean Thanksgiving...?
Bob: No, I mean Bobsgiving. Anyways as you can tell, this mansion of mine is very sexy. Filled with the most Mozart paintings and art.
Tari: Ooh....Impressive!
Cuphead: Meh, I've seen better.
Mugman: Tell that to Ludwig. He's never made a fortune to have a place like this after he stole your song on the piano, Cuphead.
Cuphead: Yeah, I'm glad that he got what he deserved for stealing my song.
Then Bob comes up to Meggy and Ms. Chalice and offers them a painting with his face on it that is totally photoshopped to make more money.
Bob: May I interest you two in a super-rare ultimate DLC Bob painting? Photoshopped by yours truly. It is a masterpiece.
Ms. Chalice: Uh, no!
Then Saiko started writing some notes down after seeing how Bob got some attention to earn so much money and own his very own mansion.
Saiko: Wow, Bob knows how to be noticed! I got to take notes...
Bendy: Are you sure you wanna do that, Saiko? Cause with that kind of knowledge to get notice can pretty attract weirdos. Trust me, you would understand when I was still trapped under that spaghetti factory.
Y/n: Something doesn't seem right. I mean, how are you able to earn so much money to get yourself a mansion?
SMG4: Yeah. Don't you live in garbage dump? How'd you afford this place?
Bob: Oh, that's easy. My SoundCloud rap career really hit off last week. Look at them followers.
Y/n: Say what?! You gotta be pulling my leg here!
Fishy Boopkins: Yaaay! Congrats, Bob!
Mario kicks Fishy Boopkins.
Mario: Can we eat now? Where's the turkey?
Jeffy: Yeah, Bob! Where's the turkey?!
Bob: Oh yeah. Follow me to the dining room.
Then everyone followed Bob to the dining room for Thanksgiving, er- I mean. Bobsgiving as everyone is ready to enjoy eating a delicious Bobsgiving feast tonight.
Bob: It is time to commence the Bobsgiving feast. Thanks for joining me.
Y/n: No problem, I guess.
Mario: IS...IS THAT A TURKEY!?
Jeffy: Well, it better be a turkey and not green beans, or else I'm going to lose my shit!!
Bob: You betcha it is.
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