Location: Somewhere in Downtown Creation City
Time: 2:30 PM
No POV
Somewhere in Downtown Creation in the afternoon, we see Bob panhandling on the street begging people on the streets to get more money since he is homeless and doesn't have a job as many people walk by him and ignore him with a fish person running away from him in fear because he doesn't want to get involved.
Bob: Sir, can you spare some change for da sexy?
Fish person: Nope. (Runs away)
Bob: Asshole.
Then Bob sees Y/n and Mario walking down the street and asks the Comedic Duo for some money.
Bob: Y/n. Mario. Pls give money to da poor.
Y/n: Why would we want to do that, Bob?
Mario: Wait a minute? Didn't you run a carnival?
Y/n: Yeah, you owned a carnival in Creation City. What happened?
Bob: Yeah, um, I spent it all on, um, charities! Yes, very very sexy charities.
Y/n: I don't believe you.
Mario: Me either. You lie! You LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bob: Please! (Cough, Cough) I'm sick with butt disease! (Looks up) Holy crap! Is that a spaceship?!
Y/n: Nice try, Bob. You're going to have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool someone that there's a spaceship that is heading straight towards us.
Mario: Uh... I don't think Bob is lying this time, Y/n.
Y/n: Huh? (Looks behind him) Holy shit!
Then they see the space headed towards them with the pilot named Slippy screaming for his life as he lost control of the ship.
Bob: Oh crap
Y/n: Look out!
Then without thinking twice, Y/n and Mario jumped out of the way and the spaceship crashed in front of Bob, crushing his ovaries in the process.
Bob: Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! My Ovaries!
Y/n/Mario: OH MY GOD!
Y/n: Let's check to see if the pilot is okay.
Mario: Good idea.
Then they both jumped up to the spaceship to see if Slippy is okay before Y/n can call Dr. Healer to help him out with his injuries after that crash. Mario then opened the hatch to find Slippy in incredible pain.
Mario: Uhh...are you Ok, frog guy?
Y/n: Yeah, you alright, buddy?
After they both asked him if he's okay, he didn't respond to them as he was knocked out unconscious.
Mario: I think we should call Dr. Healer, immediately.
Y/n: Good idea.
Y/n then pulled out his phone to call Dr. Healer and Slippy the frog suddenly woke up and began screaming in pain.
Mario: Oh, hello there.
Slippy: (Cough, cough)...help...
Mario: Don't worry, froggy. Y/n is calling Dr. Healer to help you out with your injures. What were you doing in that spaceship before you crashed?
Slippy: We were attacked....BY ALIENS!!!
Mario: Aliens!
(Cue the X-Files Theme)
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The Legend of SMG5 - Season 3 - Linkin Parker
Fanfiction[SEASON 3 - LINKIN PARKER AKA BOB IS AN ASSHOLE ARC] After Y/n aka SMG5 and his friends managed to defeat Waluigi and ended the T-Pose Virus forever as well as getting rid of Y/n's evil dark side of himself, Dark Y/n and his army of shadow clones on...
