Episode 29 - Y/n and the Diss Track

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Location: A Local Restaurant - Downtown Creation City

No POV

Our story to this arc starts off with Y/n, Mario and Luigi being kicked out of a restaurant for the wrong reason.

Duke Nukem: And stay out!

Y/n: Geez, that guy's a real jackass. (Gets up off the ground.) I'm rating this place 0.1 out of 5 Stars!

Luigi: And he just threw us out for no reason. I hope this place gets shut down if he keeps that up. (He gets up off the ground.) Mario! Why did he accuse us for no reason?

Mario: He thought I was playing with my food for no apparent reason. As if you ever put spaghetti in your underwear before!! I mean, there was a guy that looks exactly like me, except he has bug eyes and is wearing a diaper over his overalls, and he had the audacity to shove spaghetti in his underwear like an idiot. I just came to that restaurant to eat spaghetti, not to preform cringy and disgusting acts like that. (Something gets his attention.) Hey what's all this?

Luigi: Huh? (He turns around.) Wah! Oh no!

There are posters merchandise, and promotional items with Bob on them all over the place, as well as people listening to his music.

Y/n: You got to be kidding me?! This crap again?!

Mario: Hmm...there's something different about this place...

Luigi: This is bad...Bob is everywhere!!

Y/n: Ok that's it! I can't take this bullcrap anymore from that asshole! We got to put a stop to this once and for all!

Luigi: We gotta go back to the castle and tell everyone!

Mario: (Suddenly with sunglasses and a balloon with Bob's face on it.) I see what you mean by that, Y/n. Plus, he still hasn't paid us for helping him out with his first ever concert before Boopkins decided to crash the party and ruined everything. He broke my legs, and we have to hit him where it hurts if we want to stop all of this and ruin his reputation as a rapper!

Luigi: That's right, Mario. Y/n is definitely right about Bob being a complete greedy and selfish asshole! Bob can't have that much power! I think he'll...he'll...do something bad...I know it... (Behind him, Mario snatches a couple more balloons out of someone's hand and floats into the air before grabbing Y/n by the shirt as he is being taken away by Mario.) Mario...? (He looks up and sees Mario flying.) MAAARIOOOOO!

Mario: I'm-a gonna fly for you.

Y/n then grabbed an oncoming plane as they both make their way to the castle to warn everyone before Y/n used his Scorpion gauntlet to snare Luigi to get him to the castle as well as Y/n has a plan that will put an end to Bob's career once and for all.

GET THE F*** OVER HERE!!!!

Luigi: Uh oh....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Location: Bob's 2nd Mansion

We then cut over to Bob's second mansion as we see Bob sitting on a gold chair, watching the listener count on his Soundcloud.

Bob: (Throws the remote.) Goddammit! Is this thing broken? I haven't seen it go up for a whole minute!

Saiko: Uhh...Bob, I think it's not going up because... Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is already a fan...

Bob: (Hops onto a golden statue of himself.) I don't care! It's not enough! I want the whole world to know my name! THEEE WHOOOLE WOOORLD!

Saiko: Hmm..You're right! We need to think bigger! We need everyone to notice us!!! Err...I mean you...

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