Episode 13 - Stupid Mario 3D World

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Location: Outside of Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

It was a beautiful night here at the Mushroom Kingdom as fireworks began exploding on top of Peach's Castle into the night sky, showing images of various power-ups like the red mushroom and the fire flower as we see Y/n, Mario, Luigi, Toad and of course, Princess Peach watching the fireworks while having a barbecue as it's a perfect night to do it with your friends.

Mario: Oh boy! Mario's wiener is so happy!

Luigi: I agree Mario. The fireworks are beautiful tonight!

Y/n: Yeah, it's a perfect night to watch the fireworks and having a barbecue with your friends.

Peach: I'm just glad to be in an SMG5 episode again.

Y/n: I'm sure you are, Peach.

Toad: If I had some fireworks, I'd blows up this whole castle...

Y/n: I like to see you try.

Then suddenly, a spaghetti image firework shows up on the sky, causing Mario to get really excited and hungry for some spaghetti right now.

Mario: Oooo you lookin real good right now. TOAD! GET ME SOME SPAGHETTI!

Toad: Get it yourself you fat ass!

Y/n: Piss off Bighead!

Mario: PEACH! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

Then without warning, Peach slaps Mario across to a clear pipe, which wasn't there before is to why there was a clear looking pipe here in the Mushroom Kingdom

Luigi: Why is there a glass pipe here?

Y/n: I don't know. I never seen a pipe so clear like that before.

Peach: Mario! Do your job and fix it!

Y/n: You really think Mario can fix a clear pipe like that?

Mario: (Imitating Peach) Blah blah blah blah! I am the princess, and I'm a huge bitch!

Peach kicks Mario high up in the air and falls back down before Y/n knocked Peach down with his metal bat.

Y/n: Mario. Let's see if we can fix this clear pipe together.

Mario: Okie-Dokie! (Looks at pipe) Huh...here's the problem.

Then Y/n and Mario used a couple of toy hammers to fix the clear pipe, which actually worked as the pipe is completely fixed and starts spitting out items and a Sprixie.

Y/n: What the heck? Who are you?

Sprixie: I am the Sprixie Princess. Please help me heroes, someone's trying to capture me-

Mario: I GOT IT I GOT IT! Holy crap, Mario caught a leprechaun! Hey leprechaun, I wish for a lifetime supply of spaghetti!

Toad: Dumbass, leprechauns give gold, not wishes. (Draws knife) Give us your money!

Y/n: NO! Nobody's going to force her to give us money or wishes! She is trying to say that someone is trying to capture her, but who wanted to capture a strange pixie like creature like her.

Then suddenly, Bowser appears from the clear pipe, and it looks like he wanted to capture the Sprixie for his own nefarious purposes as he grabbed it from Mario's hands.

Bowser: Finally got you! You're coming with me!

Y/n: Ah geez! Bowser's up to his evil deeds again and he's got the Sprixie!

Mario: Hey Bowser, get your own leprechaun you asshole.

Bowser: Sorry I can't, It's Bowser Jr's birthday and I want to get him a dancing leprechaun.

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