Location: The Maximum-Security Prison - Somewhere at the Dry-Bone Desert
No POV
Somewhere around the Dry-Bone Desert, the Comedic Duo and Luigi are suddenly locked up at the Maximum-Security Prison for no apparent reason up with Mario screaming to be let out from a prison cell to take a piss, with both Y/n and Luigi inside the same prison cell he's in.
Mario: Let me out! I need to pisssss!
Mario tries to break out by humping the bars, to no avail and then he falls and lands on his back.
Y/n: This has to be some sort of mistake. We were framed for a crime we didn't even commit. (Starts playing the harmonica)
Luigi: (Hitting the bars with a metal cup) My mushy face won't survive prison...
Mario: Luigi! What crime did you do? Throw perfectly good food away?
Luigi: I don't know why we're here!!! D;
Y/n: Me neither and I think we just got locked up in prison for no reason.
Mario: It's ok! Mario's genius brain will come up with an escape plan!
Y/n: Why don't you just let me think of something to get us out of this mess?
Mario: Can I at least think of something for once?
Y/n: Sure, go ahead. I won't stop ya.
Mario: Okie-Dokie then.
Then Mario begins to think of a plan to escape this prison, only to imagine a kid eating and declaring, "SPAGHETTI!" This tells us that Mario got nothing on his mind at the moment.
Mario: AAAAAAAH, I got nothin'... (Charges at the door) Let me in! Let me in!
He then begins to hump the cell bars before attempting to use a chainsaw to get out.
Mario: Luigi Machine Gun! (Tries to use Luigi as a projectile, only to fail.)
Luigi: Owowowow!
Y/n: Well, that was idiotic.
Then suddenly, they heard someone in the distance.
Swagmaster (Offscreen): Hey! Shut your bitch ass up down there!
It was none other than Swagmaster as he shows up with Chris and notices the two plumbers and Y/n inside the jail cell.
Swagmaster: Oh, it's just the thicc juicy moustache boi, cool kid and lesser thicc green boi.
Luigi (crying): Less thicc?
Mario: LET US OUT!!!!
Y/n: Yeah! You have no right to lock us in here!
Chris: Tough luck guys, you're in here for good.
Luigi: But... we're innocent!
Swagmaster: How about you lick mah balls? lololololollo (Gets hit by Mario's fist) ah my dick!
Y/n: Good one, Mario!
Mario: (Flips the bird) That's-a-so nice!
Swag: U WOT M8?! COME HERE ill bloody wreck ur prostate and slap you back to italy.
Mario: (Brings out a big knife) (Peter Griffin Voice) I'm gonna stab ya for your blood!
Then Mario and Swag begin pummeling at each other until Chris tried to break the two up.
Chris: God dammit, Swagmaster. (Turns to Luigi and Y/n) You have to deal with a dumbass too, huh?
Luigi: Yeah...
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