Location: Bob's Mansion - Currently Burned Down to the Ground - Somewhere in Creation City
No POV
Bob: My name is Bob, and this is my story. Just a humble rapper trying to make a career for himself, when some thugs came to my mansion and destroyed it.
Mario: Hey, thugs didn't destroy your house!
Y/n: Yeah, and we could've put it out if you would've stocked actual fire extinguishers instead of flamethrowers disguised as fire extinguishers and beer bottles filled with gasoline fuel.
Mario: Yeah, what he said.
Bob: (Cough, cough) Now I am very poor, very sick, and have nowhere to live... But that's okay! Because to raise money, I'm going on a rap tour around the world! (Bob's supah SEXY Rap tour poster is shown.) That's right! Come and see me spit hot fire all across the Mushroom Kingdom! Also, check out my Soundcloud!
A mic with Mario's hat and mustache pops up next to Bob before the camera zoomed out to reveal that they're filming Bob announcing his very own rapping tour here at the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: Lookie, I'm-a you papa!
Mario then laughs as it's shown that they were filming in front of a green screen.
Y/n: Mario! Get that mic out of the shot!
Bob: Yeah, fat ass, you better not have ruined that recording!
Mario: Don't call me a fat ass!
Mario then tackled Bob in a fit of rage for calling him a fat ass as we see Luigi and Y/n acting as the camera crew that managed to get everything recorded for the Rap Tour here at the Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigi: (As a cameraman.) Great! That recording was all good, Bob!
Y/n: Yeah, excellent performance, Bob!
Then Bob and Mario both stopped fighting after hearing about the recording being a complete success.
Bob: Umm... Oh! Good! Hopefully those lousy fans actually come, or I'll be pissed.
Mario: (Burning) Can Mario go home now? (Holding a plate of spaghetti with a tie on it) I have a very important business meeting to go to.
Y/n: Is he serious right now?
Bob: Aw, hell no! You three are gonna help me manage my tour!
Mario: WOAAAH! No!
Y/n: Yeah, what do we look like your own personal butlers?!
Bob: (Cough, cough) No house... Nowhere to live... I'm gonna die of AIDS...
Y/n: (Peter Griffin Voice) Oh my God! Who. The hell. Cares?!
Mario: Yeah! Nobody cares!
Bob: WHAT?!
Y/n/Mario: Nobody!
Luigi: Aww c'mon, guys. All this unlucky stuff happened to him...don't you feel bad?
Y/n: You can't be serious right now, Luigi.
Mario: Ugh. FINE! But Mario and Y/n better be paid for this.
Y/n: Yeah, I'm not doing all of this for free!
Bob: I'll pay you with drawings of spaghetti and video games for that Hello Kitty PS5 of yours!
Y/n/Mario: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bob: Hell yeah! Let's go! My private jet is waiting. (He spawns a Ryanair airplane.)
Luigi: Y-you have a private jet?
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The Legend of SMG5 - Season 3 - Linkin Parker
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