Hazbin Hotel: Alastor x OC Reader (Season 1)

Chp 2: That's Entertainment (Part 2)

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.

"Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy." The News lady introduces herself with a big smile on her face.

"And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!"

An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip,
followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.

"Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!" Tom Trench says.

"That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!" Katie Killjoy says, agreeing with him.

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

"Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?" Tom Trench says, seeing the scene unfold.

"Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail"

Fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee.

"For that hot spot!" Katie Killjoy finishes.

She proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail.

Tom Trench looks over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri. "And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!" While wiggling his eyebrows. "Hoohoo!"

"Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say" She pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch. "no dick?"

Tom Trench curls over in pain. "Ugh...not
again!"

Screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the
background.

"Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!" Katie Killjoy than crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain.

"Suck it up, you little bi-!"

The news cast cuts off and goes on a
commercial break. The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie and her girlfriend as she fixes Charlie's bow.

"Okay! You remember what to say?" Vaggie asks with a exhale.

"Yes! Let's do this!" Charlie says after inhale.

Vaggie states in a serious tone, "Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you."

"Come on, Vaggie!" Charlie bends backwards "| know what to say! I just feel like we need to.../ don't know," she grabs and throws a doughnut away. "make things sound more exciting!" She than gasps, "Hooo! What if I si-"

Vaggie cuts Charlie off, "-Sing a song about it?"

"You knew I was gonna say that" Charlie boops Vaggie on the nose.

"Because I know you" Vaggie fixes her bow again. "But, please don't sing!" She than shakes Charlie. "This is serious!"

"Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!" Charlie tells Vaggie.

Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

"But, life isn't a musical, hon." Vaggie says and places her hands on her hips.

"Fine. But. I have these other ideas of what to say!" She starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper. "The highlighted bits are the best part!" Charlie exclaims to Vaggie.