Hazbin Hotel: Alastor x OC Reader (Season 1)

Chp 11: Overture (Part 6)

Cut to Charlie looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.

When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like," in a high pitched-voice. "'Hey, I thought you wanted equality.'" Adam states.

"NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" Charlie finally said.

"Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!" He than turns to Lute.

"Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" Adam asks her.

"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Lute informs him.

"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Adam states.

Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?" Charlie questions.

"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Adam says to Charlie as he bursts into laughter.

"But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie tells Adam.

Lute coldly says, "They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation."

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie argues back.

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute says to Charlie matter of factly.

"You really think that." Charlie says.

"I know that." Lute tells her.

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam states to Charlie.

As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.

"The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?" Lute questions.

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." Adam says to Charlie, checking the time.

"Oh fuck!" Charlie exclaims.

Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could.

"Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes." Charlie quickly says.

Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk, which is close to singing as she gets all ofer stuff out in the table to show them what she means.

"I know Hell's population is out of control. It's a bad situation. It's taking a toll. If we rehab these Sinners. And cleanse all their souls. At my Hazbin Hotel-"

Charlie rambles through the stacks of paper to get something.

"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down. Just to kill once a year. And it must be annoying. To schlep all the way here. If they join you in Heaven. That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell." Charlie than takes a deep breath. "It'll be a happy day in -"

"Let me stop you right there." Adam tells her.

"Oh-" Charlie exclaims.

"Save us all precious time." Adam tells Charlie.

"Okay." Charlie says.

"If what you're suggesting. Is letting them climb. Up the ladder. Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?" Adam asks in a joking tone.

"Well. uh-" Charlie tries saying but gets cut off.

"Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever. Whether you like it or not. Had their chance to behave better. Now they boil in the pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white. There's no use in tryin' to fight it. They're burnin' for their lives. Until we kill 'em again!" Adam sings out happily.

"Okay, but-" Charlie tries to get her input in but gets soon cut off.

"Just try to chillax, babe. You're wasting your breath." Adam sing out.

"Hehe.." Charlie chuckles out awkwardly.

"Did I hear you imply. That they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry." Adam sings out once more.

"Well, actually, if you take a look-" Charlie tries saying happily.

"Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done" Adam sings out.

"Said and done" A heavenly chorus says in the background.

"There's the question of fun" Adam sings out once again. With the chorus in the back singing out "Fun".

"And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. Extermination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow. Guitar solo, fuck yeah!" Adam sings guitar solo.

Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam with a little "Ugh." Coming out of her mouth.

"Hell is forever. Whether you like it or not. Had their chance to behave better." Four golden mirages of Exorcists appears,

surrounding Charlie from all sides.

"Where the hell did you people come from?!" Charlie exclaims in panic and shock.

"Now they boil in the pot. 'Cause the rules are black and white. There's no use in tryin' to fight it. They're burnin' for their lives. Until we kill 'em again! Fuckin' Hell's forever. And it's meant to suck a lot. So give up your dumb endeavor. 'Cause you don't have a shot!" Adam sings out in a cocky tone.

Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making growling noise as she burns her papers.

"Long as I've got your attention. I guess I should probably mention. That we made the determination. To move up the next Extermination!" Adam finally confesses to Charlie.

"What?!" Charlie questions in shock.

"Can't wait a whole year. To slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week. ...But we'll be back in six months!" Adam declares happily.

Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door.

"Um, wait, you-you - Ugh, SHIT!"

Before Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door.