Chp 3: That's Entertainment (Part 3)

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Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boys.

"Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!" Cherri Bomb thanks Angel Dust.

"Hahaha!" Angel Dust starts manically laughing.

Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher.

"You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!" Angel Dusts states, he puts hands behind his head.

Cherri Bomb launches another cherry bomb. "Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit." Cherri Bomb tells Angel Dust.

Angel Dust lightens a bomb and hands it to her. "Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice." Angel Dust explains to Cherri Bomb.

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the feld.

Angel Dust Continues to shoot down Egg
Boys with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson. "Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no 'problematic language' ...Her words, not mine." He steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boy airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again.

"These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!" Angel Dust exclaims.

Cherri Bomb in disbelief, smiles. "Ho-ly shit!"

Angel Dust looks at the leftover smudge on his finger. "Well, sorta clean." He destroys an incoming Egg Boy. "Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!" Angel Dust than gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious.

"Ohh~ Harder, daddy!" Angel Dust moans out with a lustful smile.

He raises his left eyebrow. Sir Pentious takes it seriously as he gasps and says, "Son?!"

Angel Dust lowers his eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.

Sir Pentious hood flares open. "Grr! You
whores have no classss! In war, The side
remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!" Sir Pentious exclaims as he adjusts his tie.

"Or the side that ain't dead!" Cherri Bomb than decapitates an Egg Boy.

Angel Dust stands up and removes the chains restricting him. "Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?" Angel Dust questions.

"Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?" Sir Pentious sarcastically questions Angel Dust.

"Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?" Angel Dust joked to Sir Pentious.

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boy acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boy cups his hands. "0ooooh!" He than gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious.

Sir Pentious, enraged says, "I'm going to blow you to bitssss!"

Angel Dust eyes him up and down lustfully. "Hm kinky!"

"Oh, not like that!" Sir Pentious says, his hood flaring open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background.

"Pervert!"

Sir Pentious knocks over an Egg Boy.

Angel Dust notices an Egg Boy with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri Bomb to the side out of fear.

Angel Dust gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

"Not so cocky now, are we?!" Sir Pentious exclaims with a cocky smile.

Angel Dust unamused says, "Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these s** jokes the whole" The limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts. "TIME!" He than reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun. "And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just" He pulls out M1928. "sad!"

Angel Dust shoots it at Sir Pentious.

"So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?" Cherri Bomb asks Angel Dust.

"Eh," Angel Dust retracts his third set of arms. "what's one little brawl gonna cause?" Angel Dust says.

While that is happening, Charlie and Katie Killjoy can be seen trying to duke it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm going off in the background with Tom Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.

"WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" Tom Trench asks in bewilderment and panic.

It comes back to Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb.

"Glad you haven't changed!" Cherri Bomb says to Angel Dust as she slugs him on the arm. "You know vou're my favorite guy to party with!"

"You know it, sugar tits!" Angel Dust says with a "know it" smile.

Cherri Bomb takes out one last bomb. "You ready to finish this?" Cherri Bomb asks.

Angel Dust takes out Thompson gun. "Born ready, baby!"

Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, while Charlie and Katie Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming.

Tom Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the demons present, screaming as the it turns to silence.

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