Trolls: Brozone Oneshots

Uno Wars

John Dory had came back from the Trollmart from across the street and headed back inside Rhonda

JD: Guess what I got..!

Clay: The pizza?!

JD: No. This is much more better!

Clay: (Demon voice) Nothing could ever be more better than pizza..  👹

Bruce: What did you even bring?

JD: A little something we all can enjoy.. (He waved around the UNO box)

Floyd: Oh no...this s*** is not gonna end well...

JD: Cmon, don't be like that! This is gonna be fun, and it'll take our minds off the pizza till it gets here!

Branch: We're gonna regret this...

JD: No way!

John Dory takes out—or tries to take out the cards but they all fall on the ground

Branch: F***ing idiot...

Bruce: Has bro never held cards before?

JD: SHUT THE F**K UP!! I GOT THIS

Clay: Yeah, right..

Eventually, the square man picks up the cards and shuffles them

Floyd: Dont tell me YOU'RE doing the shuffling.

JD: And so what if I am, emoboy?!

Clay: Just making sure you're doing it right..

JD: I'll have you chuckleheads know that I gambled before I met all of you again!

Bruce: And how many times have you won? Brought in the dough?

Clay: I don't think he knows what gambling is..

JD: Pfft! Is that even a question? I won....once!

Floyd: And what did you win?

Branch: And it cant be bragging rights.

JD: Pfft! No way! What am I, a child? And anyway, I'll show you what I won!

He opens a small cabinet and pulls out an empty chocolate bar wrapper

Bruce: John...this is a wrapper

JD: I-I-I ate the chocolate after the game...

Floyd: Ooookayyyy. Anyways, hurry up and give us our 7 cards!

John Dory gives each of his brothers 7 and the chaos—I mean game was about to begin

JD: Since I'M the oldest, I'm going first! I'm SURE to win

Clay: Don't get so confident. Ya know what that confidence got you?

Floyd: A chocolate bar wrapper

JD: Maybe, but I'm still going first! (He places down a red card)

Clay: Alright, I'm gonna go next and— WHY THE F*** KNICK KNACK PADDYWACK THUMB TACK KICKBACK QUARTERBACK SLAPJACK BACKPACK SNACK MACK WOULD YOU MAKE IT RED?!!

Floyd: Clay, you know you can just draw a card-

Clay: Yeah, yeah...(He picks up a card from the deck but gets a +4 and an evil grin spreads on his face)

Branch: Woah. What's with the creepy smile, Clay?

Clay: No reason. Your turn, Bruce!

Bruce: I played UNO with my kids so this should be easy peasy lemon squeazy because I have a card that'll knock your socks off!

Floyd: So what is it?

Bruce: (Places down a yellow 5-card, to change the color)

Floyd: ...

Bruce: What?  I wanted to be mysterious.. 🥺

Floyd: Branch, do you wanna go next?

Branch: Nah its okay, you go!

Floyd: Nah, I'm perfectly fine going last. Go ahead!

Branch: Alright! I change the color to blue!

John Dory and Clay stare at Branch with murder in their eyes

Branch; What? Don't have the color?

Clay: WHY YOU LITTLE—?

JD: I'M GONNA GET YOU B**CHY B..!

Branch: NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS SUCK

Bruce: Wait, he changed it to BLUE?

Clay: YES!

Bruce: BITTY B?! YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL NO ONE HAS BLUE

Branch: Exactly! That's why I changed it, BrUcEeEe..!

Floyd: Uhh..when will it be my turn-

Clay: SHUT UP!

Floyd: Oh no you DIDNT!

Within seconds, the brothers where fighting and wrestling each other so much they didn't even hear the door to Rhonda Open

Pizza Delivery Person: Pizza for..
(He drops the box in horror)

All the bros stare back

JD: Uhh, hey there! Do you accept tip-

Pizza Delivery Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bruce: Andddddd there goes our pizza

Clay: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the end, Floyd never got a turn, Clay never got his pizza, and John Dory will never get those bragging rights

~ THE END ! ~