You're Fired

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The BroZone brothers lied down in their bedroom in Rosiepuff's pod, totally bored on a sunny afternoon

C: IM BOREDDD

SP: Yes- we're aware. The opening sentence said so -_-

C: Ya know what-

B: Maybe we should do something productive..?

C: Like..?

F: BALLERINA LESSONS! 😄

JD: No. 🤨

F: PLAYING FAIRY PRINCESS!! 😄

SP: Hard pass. 🤨

F: WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! 😄

C: Negative. 🤨

F: LISTEN TO 1989! 😄

B: Floyd I love ya but the album isn't out yet- and it won't be out till...who knows! Just not now..! 😀

F: Awwww 😔

C: Anyone else have an idea?

F: OOH! I DO!

C: Anyone who's not FLOYD, have an idea..?

F: 🥺

SP: We could practice our drumming..! 😌

JD: Could it be something we'll ALL enjoy.. -_-

C: Don't see why you're talking, Squarenado. Your constant rapping while listening to your mixtape is JUST as annoying as Spruce's drumming... -_-

JD: Shutting up...

B: Well...there's a soup kitchen that opened up not too far from here..! Its for the homeless and we can make some serious dough..!

SP: How do you even know about this..?

B: You guys arent active on Instatroll...oh you people...😌

Branch smirked as he pulled out a random snailphone , one of the many that Boo had stolen and randomly gave to him

JD: NOT questioning where you got that snailphone from, but maybe Branch is right! A soup kitchen could be really good for us! And I could show you imbeciles my cooking skills 😌✋..

C: Bro is gonna burn down the  kitchen... -_-

F: And I can finally showcase my dancing skills...! 😄

SP: Dancing skills for what?

F: For when I can ask for tips! I can dance for everyone! 😄

SP: Whatever you say...

JD: So we all agree? Soup kitchen for BroZone!

All: Agreed!

~ 5 Minutes Later ~

A random worker at the soup kitchen looks at the resume that the boys had presented to him, reading in sloppy green crayon

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