The BroZone brothers lied down in their bedroom in Rosiepuff's pod, totally bored on a sunny afternoon
C: IM BOREDDD
SP: Yes- we're aware. The opening sentence said so -_-
C: Ya know what-
B: Maybe we should do something productive..?
C: Like..?
F: BALLERINA LESSONS! 😄
JD: No. 🤨
F: PLAYING FAIRY PRINCESS!! 😄
SP: Hard pass. 🤨
F: WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! 😄
C: Negative. 🤨
F: LISTEN TO 1989! 😄
B: Floyd I love ya but the album isn't out yet- and it won't be out till...who knows! Just not now..! 😀
F: Awwww 😔
C: Anyone else have an idea?
F: OOH! I DO!
C: Anyone who's not FLOYD, have an idea..?
F: 🥺
SP: We could practice our drumming..! 😌
JD: Could it be something we'll ALL enjoy.. -_-
C: Don't see why you're talking, Squarenado. Your constant rapping while listening to your mixtape is JUST as annoying as Spruce's drumming... -_-
JD: Shutting up...
B: Well...there's a soup kitchen that opened up not too far from here..! Its for the homeless and we can make some serious dough..!
SP: How do you even know about this..?
B: You guys arent active on Instatroll...oh you people...😌
Branch smirked as he pulled out a random snailphone , one of the many that Boo had stolen and randomly gave to him
JD: NOT questioning where you got that snailphone from, but maybe Branch is right! A soup kitchen could be really good for us! And I could show you imbeciles my cooking skills 😌✋..
C: Bro is gonna burn down the kitchen... -_-
F: And I can finally showcase my dancing skills...! 😄
SP: Dancing skills for what?
F: For when I can ask for tips! I can dance for everyone! 😄
SP: Whatever you say...
JD: So we all agree? Soup kitchen for BroZone!
All: Agreed!
~ 5 Minutes Later ~
A random worker at the soup kitchen looks at the resume that the boys had presented to him, reading in sloppy green crayon
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...