Featuring the following OCs (Lee, Jonas, Goldie + Tae)
Enjoy ~ !
For some reason, this chaotic quadrio (or whatever tf its called) managed to sneak into a warehouse for another odd reason (thanks to Tae's criminal ass 💀)
They, again for some reason had made a circle and brought a lantern with them so they can do what friends who love annoying each other do best; tell scary stories
L: I don't know about you guys but I'm not going first-
G: Forget about that! What happens if we get CAUGHT, Tae?!
T: Eh, tomato tomahto. The solution is easy! If we get caught and they try to question us, we're gonna run and they're just gonna have to catch us! 😁
J: This is what happens when you leave a 12 year old in charge..🙄
T: IM NOT 12 AND YOU KNOW THAT!!
J: Yeah I do. It just pisses you off which makes me laugh. 😀
T: Anywho anyshoe, which one of you lucky ducks wanna goes first?
G: Are there rules to this or..?
T: Nope! Freestyle it! Make it as stupid or scary as you want. Any questions?
L: Yes. Can we-
T: No questions? GRRRREAT!
L: But I-
T: Shhhhh.
J: Just reminding you guys if we end up getting arrested, it's cause of Sunset Scrunchie
Jonas pointed at Tae mockingly
T: Okay, f*ck you too. 😔
G: To be honest I'm kind of hungry-
L: Me too....
J: Lemme check if we- wha- TAE! DAMNIT YOU GREEDY HOE! DID YOU EAT ALL OUR SNACKS?!
T: Maybe I did maybe I didnt...............I definitely did. 😁
G: No shame is crazy...
J: MY FETTUCCINE WAS IN THERE D:<
L: How did he-
T: Bro it's just pasta 🤨
J: But it was MY pasta....! 👺
T: Eh. You'll live. Now who's going first?
Jonas, annoyed sat criss-cross applesauce, sad that he didnt get to eat his fettuccine that he somehow managed to bring with him
But at the moment, it was then he had a devious idea forming in his mind
J: Actualee....I'll go first..
G: Lee is this gonna end horribly?
L: The fun me says no. But the real me says yes, most definitely, 100%.
T: Will you now? Okayyy...start telling!
(Based off something that Jaden DID do to me 💀💀💀)
J: So...it all started at.....2:26 PM EST on April 12..and for some reason Tae remembered the EXACT date...G: Barely started and I can already see this going horribly-
J: Tae, being the menace she is, had decided to, unfortunately, text me on her snailpnone on Insta. 🙄
T: Not like you dont enjoy our conversations but oKAYYYY~ !
J: The conversation started normal; Tae tried being nice, we cussed each other out, then...
T: You slipped on a banana peel? You'd probably enjoy tha-
J: MOving on, at that moment, my device was assumed to have been "tWeEkiNg oUT" as the youngsters call it
L: This is oneshot potential, Goldie, take notes
G: Way ahead of you, sparkle.
J: Tae assumed that her amazing, totally funny, all time awesome friend—I MEAN RIVAL! I SAID RIVAL? YOU HEARD FRIEND?! NO YOU DIDNT! YOU WERE DREAMING! HAHSJSUDUFURCCHYIIURFG-
G: Bro are you good-
J: Y-yeah, just uh- ahem. Tae asumed that my device had glitched, and to her and I's dismay, it turned out my Insta account had gotten HACKED!
G: But Tae said-
L: Shhhhh 🫨🍿
G: Where'd you get the popcorn from?
L: Wanna share?
G:........Ya sure.
T: YOU GOT HACKED?!!/&:&: 😨😭
J: Ohhhhh, yes. 😈 We the transferred the conversation to Discord, seeing if we could "gEt tHe aCCouNt" back
T: I don't like this....
J: Scared and freaking out, Tae was about to contact Lee for help, until.....
G: Until what...?
J: By the time she was about to contact Lee, it had turned out a few seconds later, that Jonas, aka I had....
L: Had what...?
J: PRANKED HER! MUAHAHSHSHHSJSHSHHDHDUDHDUR!
Tae had gasped loudly and stared and Jonas for a good second
G: Is chaos gonna ensue?
L: Maybe. Let's shut up and see what happens.
T: So...you're telling me you had me freaking out JUST FOR A CHILDISH ASS PRANK?!
J: Correcto~! 😁
L: Goldie, we MIGHT wanna move back...
G: Good call...
T: IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU CLAY-OBSESSED ROXANNE RIDER OF THE CENTURY SON OF AN ASS BASTARD!!
Tae had chased Jonas all around the warehouse until sirens were heard a few seconds later
Police Officer: Get out with you hands up!!
G: Oh! That's not-
T: *whispering* If you losers wanna LIVE, grab the stuff and lets go!!
L: Told you this was a bad idea, Tae!
T: Not now, Lee!
J: This is what happens when you put Star Earrings in charge...
T: Soon as we quietly bust out of here, I'm going to obliterate you...👺
The four of them had rushed out, hoping not to get arrested for breaking and entering
THE MFING END !
( Meow :3 !! )
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...