One night, poor Tae was suffering from a sinus infection, and had to stay indoors all day
T: Ah...ah.....AHHHHHCHOOOOO!! *wipes nose*
J: *trying to cover his ears with books he and lee made* God... she's been sneezing for TWENTY FREAKING MINUTES...!!
L: Whaddya expect ? She's sick !!
G: Yeah, have some sympathy on your sister, will ya?
J: First off, she's not my sIsTeR, SECOND OFF—
LZ: SHUT UP JONAS— TAEEEEEEEEE
T: *sniffles* w h e h ?
LZ *clears throat* Did ya win ?? :DD
T: *tries to laugh* HAHAHAHAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!
LZ: .........Well! I'm all outa ideas ! 😁
L: Should we go get her medicine ?
G: Orrr perhaps-ably, we should go see and ask her what she could need ! 😁
L: Ouuu, thats good too! :D
J: Huh? Oh, no way. I am NOT going up with—!
G: *drags him upstairs anyway*
L: *knocks on her door* Tae? Taeeeeee? TAE—
T: WHAT
L: BRO ARE YOU GOOD??
T: *coughs* Non...
L: Wow.. she said no in french ! I can't tell whether to be happy or sad because she's sick! :D
G: *slowly opens door* Tae, lovebug, if you need to—
J: *wearing a hazmat suit and holding a chainsaw* ALRIGHT, BOOGER STAY STILL AND THIS'LL- probably— BE PAINLESS
T: WHAT!!!
LZ: OKAY— NUFF OF THAT- *pulls him back*
J: Oh come ON! You guys NEVER let me use the big one!
G: Because the big one is something we only use in emergencies—AND WHY DO WE OWN A CHAINSAW ANYWAY—
J: ....Reasons....
T: *shudders* Uh..
G: See, and now look. You're scaring Tae!
L: Partner, as much as I love you, you SEE Tae's ill, why would—
J: Listen, me, being the only one with BRAINS in this dysfunctional family was just taking extra PRECAUTIONS AND—
T: Wa- wait— You? Having brains ??
.....
L + T + G + LZ: .....PFTTTT AHABSBAHAHSHAHSHAHAHAAAAHA—
J: *blinks* ...what?
L: Oh...oh! Thats a good one, partner!
G: Where do you come up with this stuff?! *wipes tear from laughing*
J: I AM the smartest !
LZ: Really ? So that means you...try your best to prevent any...problemos..?
J: Precisely!
G + L + LZ: *all leaving the room*
J: Where are you guys going?
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...
