Flashback to 1998...AGAIN...
It was just dawn, and John Dory had woken up on the floor, covered in pink and green candy, wearing his pajamas with assorted graffiti on his face
He stumbled into the bathroom groggily to brush his teeth when he saw how he looked- mainly paying attention to the graffiti
JD: WHO THE F**K DREW ON MY FACE?!? A HEART, A BROKEN HEART, A RINGPOP, AND...FIRE? Had to have been Clay....
Suddenly he hears groaning noises coming from their bedroom and picks up the toothpaste
He points it at the ground, thinking there's a monster
JD: LET GO OF MY BROTHERS YOU....Spruce?
Spruce was revealed to be lying on the floor also covered in candy, and now with toothpaste all over his face
SP: Put some on my toast, why dont ya....
JD: Sorry, bro! I thought you were a monster!
SP: Hraah..whatever..where are the other 3?
JD: Who are they again?
SP: (Groggily) OhHhh yA kNoW, like a fruit basket.... dA bAnAnaY, dA eXtRA fRuiTy sTrAwbERy, aNd dA......
JD: The blueberry?
SP: Yeah..tH-hic-at one...
JD: Wait why do we sound like this?!/!:$:&:&/
SP: I-I don't know!!
JD: It's probably because of all that damn candy we had last night...
SP: Ooo we should not have eaten all that candy...
Suddenly Clay stumbles out the closet, wearing a pink poofy dress
SP: Floyd got to ya?
C: Yeah...last night was ka-ray-zee....and the motherf**ker stuffed me in this monkey suit!
JD: What even happened?
C: I don't remember! All I know is that he said there was more candy in the cabinet downstairs and then next thing I knew I was smacked with a large brush and then woke up in a dress and him evil giggling or something...yawn...
JD: Ooookay...where is Floyd anyway?
SP: Yeah! Considering he's the sweet tooth, I think he'd be the groggiest
Floyd flopped out from under his bed, dizzy and covered head to toe in candy and makeup
F: ohHhHh, gLitTer tRoLl, skITtLes, kIsSy kIsS, mIdnIgHt dReaMmmmM~
SP: Yeahhhh he's out cold
The brother hover over him and look down
C: Yo, Floydie. You good?
F: We should not have had so mUcH cAaaAAAnDyY~
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...
