It was New Hair's Eve in Pop Village, and everyone was going over the top with decorations and preparation
Poppy skips towards Viva in her New Hair's Eve styled dress
P: Hey, Vivs! Do you know-
V: —What New Hair's Eve is for all the wattpad readers? Yup! It's basically New Year's Eve, except for US, when the clock strikes midnight, every Troll's hair get's an itty bitty bit taller! Oh, and we enter a new year and junk. 😅
P: Well, I know THAT, but...I was gonna ask you if you knew where
Branch and the others are :,D
V: Ohhhhhhhhhh!! Then no :D
P: FU-
BH: UP HERE POOKIE!!
Poppy and Viva look up to see Brozone and Kismet inside a helicopter, planning to make a surprise entrance for that night's midnight show
BH: Are you sure this was a good idea, John?
JD: Of course it was! It's ME after all!
C: Yeah, that's the problem-
JD: SHUT UP KID COOCHIE!
C: BIT-
AB: Can you guys please relax-
H: Hush your lippers, Magma Hair
AB: LISTEN HERE AQUAFINA-
T: Are yall just about done-?
B: Deadass 💀
Boom is seen nervously looking down outside the helicopter door
F: What's wrong, Boom?
BM: To be honest...I don't even knows! I'm nervous for new year...what if people think I'm still the same stupid, idiot, Boom..?
F: WHAT?! You're not an idiot, Boom. You're probably one of the most....imaginative Trolls I'd ever met! Anyone who says that about you is just trying to get under your skin!...your glowing, RADIANT, skin......huh? Oh. Anyways, point is..you're amazing.. 💖
Floyd opens his arms for Boom to give him a hug
BM: Aww, thanks, Floydie..!
Accidentally, Boom hugs Floyd a little too tight and the two tumble and stumble until Floyd finally falls out the door, falling from the sky
F: AAAHHHHHHHHH!! IF I DIE, again at least, TELL GRANDMA I LOVE HER, JOHN TO STAY OUT MY CLOSET, AND BOOM I LOVE HIM AD HE'S LIKE A FILET MIGNON TO ME-
BM: Sorry, Floyd! But it's nice that you see me at a piece of meat! I LOVE chicken! :D
C: Filet Mignon is stea-
BH: Shut up, let him cook-
F: ITS OKAY POOKIEEEEEEEEE~
Annddddddd Floyd eventually lands safely (on top of Poppy and Viva's hair) and then gets hospitalized bcs he broke one of vocal chords and has to wear an arm brace for 2 hours :3 (dont mfing ask)
THE END :3 💖
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...
