Stuck in the treehouse, hungry as hell, the friends lied in different positions around the treehouse, bored
Tae lied on the table, Lee on the stairs, Lizzie on the couch, Goldie on the hammock, and Jonas on the floor
T: IM HANGRYYYYYYYYYY-
J: For once— the menace is right; Im hangry too..
LZ: I feel like we've eaten everything in the tree houseeeeeee
G: No- that was you- 🤨
LZ: IT WASNT ALL ME- YOU GUYS EAT TOO! 👺
L: Can't we go to your grandma's for some food like we always do?
LZ: I'd take you guys there, but she's visiting a friend today.. 😔
L: Boo.... 😔
T: Why dont we maybebly order something?
J: Shut up, Tae.
G: No, that's actually a good idea— so YOU shut up 😀
T: Thanks, Goldie :3
L: Thats the thing; we're all so different—LITERALLY— what can we order that we'll all agree on??
LZ + G + T: CHICK FIL A!!!!! :DD
L: Chick Fil A it is then-! :D
J: Ehhhh, I kinda wanted buffalo wings—
LZ + G + T: SHUT UP, JONAS!!
L: Guys, lets be nice D:
T: Nope! This is all the dumb one's fault! We all humbly agreed on Chick Fil A, and bro just HADDDD to be different!! 👺
J: DUMB ONE?!)/):/ LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SH—
L: GUYS— let's be subtle here—
G: Honestly, Im in the mood for some Auntie Anne's
T: NOW you're speaking my language-! :D
J: Pretzels? Of all, you want PRETZELS? What are you, middle aged women who averages around 200 followers on Facebook and rides a 2009 Honda Chevy?
G + T: LISTEN UP—
LZ: Why can't we just get pizza?
L + T + G + J: ARE YOU INSANE??:):)/:
LZ: Yes?
T: Aren't we all?
L: MORE IMPORTANTLY— one, pizza is a last resort. Two, we can handle this like the one holly jolly family we are.
J: Yuppp, Lee's right. It's not like we'll get into an one-for-all every troll for themselves apocalyptic food war or anything
~ 5 minutes later
By the stairs, Tae had set up her own station, using her blanket and stuffed animals as barriers, wearing an orange bandana, and carrying a watergun, a banner above her saying "Shake Shack"
In the kitchen, Lee took off their normal glasses and wore black shades and was also wearing a watergun, using the tablecloth and chairs as barriers, a banner above them reading "Chick Fil A"
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...