Trolls: Brozone Oneshots

Its Alive..!

On an assumed to be normal Saturday afternoon, Grandma Rosiepuff prepares her bag to go out and get some groceries to prepare dinner, leaving the BroZone brothers alone by themselves

RP: Alright, boys, I'll be back soon!

F: Where are you going, Grandma?

C: She's obviously going to the bookstore, Flo! Alright, Let's go Grandma!

Before Clay could go any further past the door, Rosiepuff had stopped him

RP: Nice try, Clayton. You're staying home too.

C: Awww come on! Whyyy!!

JD: Because Grandma thinks you STINK—

C: NO ONE ASKED YOU SQUARE!

RP: HEY! Enough of that, and anyway, Im not going to the bookstore, Im going out to buy some things we need for dinner.

F: Why cant we go Grandma? 🥺

SP: Because she'll get tired of you constantly whining about getting candy... 😒

F: I do NOT whine!

JD: Just the other time we went to the store, you kept crying and banging your fists on the ground because Grandma said we couldn't get Cookiecat!

F: COOKIECAT! HE'S A—

Suddenly, Clay had covered Floyd's mouth

C: No. Never. 👺

RP: Well, anyways, back to more important matters, I'll be back in a few hours. So make sure NOT to destroy the pod, OR each OTHER! I'll be back soon!! 😄

With that, Grandma Rosiepuff had closed the door, on her way to store

~ 5 minutes later ~

JD: Welp- Just to not be around you knuckleheads anymore, Im gonna go and write a new song for us, and Branch is sleeping so sHHHHHHHUT! 👺

SP: You should take your own advice, Fish-head..😒

JD: I'll be in the other room if you need meeeeeee!

C: We wonttttttt!

~ 5 minutes later. AGAIN. ~

C: Guysssss Im HUNGRYYYYYY—

SP: Well by the way you're yapping, maybe you can eat your words and—

C: I will brutally break every single one of your bones AND—! 👺

F: GUYS..! Let's not fight..🥺

SP: UGHHHHH...Floyd's right. Im too hungry to wait for Grandma but maybe we can try making something in the meantime?

C: What do we look like to you, monkeys wearing hairnets??

SP: Shut up. Anyway-! Lets just try and make something!

F: Yeah! Anything with you guys is fun! 😄

C: URGHHHHHH FINE!

~ 5 minutes later- AGAIN. ~

~ In the kitchen

SP: Okay, and 12 fluffleberries. Floyd, can you pass me through fluffleberry bowl?

F: *muffled* Whaf fwufflebewwy bowl?