On a not so normal saturday afternoon for the Treehouse Club, Jonas was looking for something to eat
J: *throws everything out the fridge* No..NO..NOOOO..HRAHHHHHHHYG DAMMIT THERE AINT NOTHING GOOD IN THIS GODDAMN FRIDGE
G: *catching the food* Maybe because you keep throwing all the food out and not actually CHECKING, hm?
J: I DONT need the sarcasm right now Golds..!
L: But..but Partner? If you're hungry, possibly, probably, MAYbebly you should actually LOOK at the stuff in the fridge and determine what's good and whats not..? Maybe.? 😄
J: Thank you Lee, for that suggestion..! 😄 But NOH! 👺
L: Awww...
G: If ur ass is hungry so bad, let's just get some food at Lizzie's grandma's pod and—
J: OH HAHAHAAAAA— NO! You will NEVER catch me eating that witch's food..!
L: Didnt we eat there yesterday—
J: N-NO!!
G: Uh? YEAH we did. ANDDDD you thanked her by saying thank you.....and throwing your lucky sock at her?
J: Hey, I haven't washed it in weeks so if she could run the hot-cold fabric system then THAT'D BE—
G: *rolls her eyes* You're SUCH a boy..
J: While you dingbats were contradicting me, I STILL HAVENT FOUND WHAT TF TO EAT—!
G: Well...
L: Don't worry Partner, you'll find something..! 😄
T: *skips down the stairs* Did I hear we were talking about food? :D
J: *rolls his eyes as he sees his little sister and full time rival is here* Ugh..not for YOU and—
G+L: Hai TAEEE!! :DD
T: HENLOOOOO :DD
J: Ugh..what do YOU want, Booger...
T: First off— watch your mouth, Overalls— Second, I heard food so I came for food!
G: Pfft- Good luck with that— Banana Boy threw out all of the food
J: WHA— BANANA BOY?!;$/ AND I DID NOT! ITS STILL GOOD—!
G: Yeah and it wouldn't BE good if it weren't for me and Lee catching them.
L: *eating the avocado* Whuh?
T: Move outa the way, dingus— wha- whaddya mean there's no food?! We still have tons of barbecue wings from the night before!
J: Ugh— I forgot you're a leftovers girl- why would eat those wings again? And anyway, Booger, there's no sauce to have them with..
T: *finds her favorite sauce in the fridge* Check again~
L: Whats that?
T: My favorite hot sauce. Its REALLLLY spicy..!
J: Pfft- I bet its not THAT spicy!
L: Oof— spicy stuff? Yeah Im out-
T: No worries, Lee! I LOVE UUUU :DD
L: I LOVE YOU TOO TAEEE :DD
T: ahem- now anyway, I present to you Goldie—!—and the vermin I dare call a brother— HAWT SAUCE!! 👹🔥
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...
