why do these always start on a saturday— ANYWAY LESSA GOOOOOOO—
T: *tummy rumbles* Im hungryyyy 🥺
J: OH NO- NOT AGAIN— THE LAST ONESHOT YOU SAID THAT WE WENT UNDER THE APOCOLY—
G: To be fair, that WAS all YOUR fault 🤨
J: Shut up—ANYWAY—
L: Hmmm why don't we just do what me and Coco did the other day ? :D We made mugcakes and watched Bluey :D Then we went for a walk :D
G: Baking is something I can get behind! :D
T: Hmmm could we make cupcakes ? I feel that'd be fun ! :D
L: Sure Tae ! *ruffles her hair*
J: Now we just call Lizzie over and—
LZ: *spawns behind him* Hai. :D
J: AHHH- MOTHER FU—
L: OKAYYYY LETS BAKE :D
G: What could possibly go wrong ? :D
~ 5 minutes later ~
J: Whats with the chef hats ?
L: Its for the aesthetic ! :D
LZ: I always make cupcakes with my Grandma so this shouldn't be too bad... Tae what does the recipe say ?
T: *scrolls on her snailphone* Uhhhh, t-two cups of milk and flour a-a- and cinnamo-
J: GIMME THAT— *snatches from her*
T: Heyyyy I was reading!! D:<
J: Say inspection 🤨
T: ....asshole 👺
G: *snatches from him and reads it out loud* Okayyy so we need—
J: OH I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS- JUST THROW A BUNCH OF NONSENSE TOGETHER—
L: But partner, you're supposed to stick to the recipe 😅
J: Nope ! Just freestyle it, whats the worst that could happen ??
T: ....Have you learned absolutely nothing— whats the worst that COULDN'T HAPPEN WHEN IT COMES TO-
J: Shut up— anyway, lets just throw a bunch of things together, its not like its gonna end horribly—
G: ...Who tf made you head chef ? 🤨
J: Me. Just now. Anyway-
G: Okayyyy, anyways, Tae Bean, could you get the cinnamon from the top shelf ? :D
T: Sure ! *uses her tippy toes to reach it and hands it to Goldie*
G: Thanks ! Lee, are you able to get the sugar from the high cupboard ?
L: .....I can try— 😀 *tries to reach but cant reach*
T: I got it ! *gets the stool for Lee*
L: Thanks Tae :D
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...