Flashback to 1998, inside of Rosiepuff's pod, she was rushing John, Spruce, and Baby Branch out the door
RP: C'mon, c'mon, we gotta go!
BH: Why are we in such a rush, grandma?
RP: Sorry, Branch but it took me 5 WEEKS to get a spot in the waiting list at this waterpark. 5 WEEKS!!
SP: Didn't Johm get banned from Spalshfest?
JD: HEY! It was the SLIDE that came off my trunks. Or my trunks came off the slide-
RP: MOving on, where's Clay?
BH: Is he going with us?
RP: Well...not necessaril-
Suddenly, Clay came trotting down the steps, wearing a grey hoodie
JD: Nice switch up in clothes. You needed it
C: LOOK WHO THE F**K IS TALKING, AMBID**KTROUS
JD: ITS AMBIDEXTROUS!
SP: Clay, why aren't you ready to go?
RP: Well, since poor Floyd is sick, I thought...Clay could watch over him...!
Suddenly, a loud sneeze can be heard from upstairs
F: AHAHAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
JD: ......how sick IS HE?!!/!::8;&;&:
RP: It's just a fever and a runny nose but the runny nose seems to be the main problem right now-
SP: Grandma are you sure Clay is capable....? I mean, look who you put your faith innn~
C: Grandma said I can have 2 desserts after dinner for a whole week if I did it and I'm GRABBING that chance and having it in a nutlock!
JD:.....Headlock..
C: Eh. Tomato To-mah-toh
RP: Okay, just remember that he needs to take his medication, the one in the blue bottle and a pink cap every 45 minutes! And to give him something warm to drink!
C: I GOT this, Grandma! You guys just...go on and have fun at Splashfest! Ya know, the waterpark I've been waiting to go to for 6 YEARSSSS, HAHAHAAAAA, ohhhh.......
Clay pushed them all out the door, over-confident that he has what it takes to care of a sick Floyd
C: See you guys later! Come back in one piece, except for John, but BYEEEEEE!!!
Suddenly when the door closed, Baby Branch hopped out of Rosiepuff's arms and banged on the door
BH: FLOYD?! FLOYD, ARE YOU IN? YOU IN THERE?! OH GOD, HE'S GONNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU BEFORE SPRUCE GETS A GIRLFRIEND-!
SP: HEY-!
Suddenly, Rosiepuff picked Branch right up again
RP: ReLAX, Branch. Floyd will be fine! In case of anything, the police and the fire department AND the ambulance are all on speed dial! 😁
As the all walked away to go catch the nearest Caterbus, Branch watched the door
BH: Bye.....see you later.....
Meanwhile, inside of the pod Clay stared at the stairs
C: Pfft, aRE yOu sUre hE cAN dO iT'.....lOOk wHO yOurE aSKinG....HAH! I'll show them..I'll show all of them...I'm capabull!!
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 A.N. : occasionally written abt the following trollsonas: - Lee (OpefuLee) - Tae (tae_beans) - Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl) - Jonas (George_Beard) - Lizzie (BranchXPoppy...