Trolls: Brozone Oneshots

Intervention

On a sunny afternoon, the— y-ya know what? J-just start—

J: *writing in his notes* Ya know what really bothers me, Golds?

G: Well...let me see...people, people taller than you, crows, Tae, Roxxane haters, alligato—

J: NO— well yes— but NO— have you noticed something DIFFERENT about the treehouse ??

G: What if i said....no.🤓

J: Im gonna break every bone in your body— OKAYYYY CMON G, YOU GOTTA HAVE NOTICED ONE THING THATS DIFFERENT!;$:$/

G: Well.....if I didnt know any better ID say...! *gets distracted and turns to the kitchen* Oh hey, Lizzie's making snacks !! HAI LIZZIE!! :D

LZ: HAIIIIIII !! :D

J: *facepalms* NO— TAKE A LOOK AROUND?);7/7:8;

G: *turns to the laundry basket* ....If you're talking about the laundry, then I aint doin it, its your turn... 😒

J: GRAHHHHJJHHGHHHHHGGHHHHHH NO!$:$.$:: WHATS THE ONLY THING THATS DIFFERENT ABOUT—

L: *opens door, holding a cat* HAI GUYSSSSSSS!!!

G: *turns around* Oh hai Lee! :D Whats— ANOTHER CAT!??:$/):$/$:$/&;

L: Yeh :0

J: NOW do you see the problem??!!

G: Hmm....that depends where is it, I don't see what you're seeing :0

J: *flops over backwards* AFGHHHHJJJJHJJJGGH—-

LZ: Oh hey, Lee's back and— :D— ANOTHER CAT??):);!/

L: Yeh :0

T: *wakes up from her nap* Tf are you idiots doing— ANOTHER CAT?);$/):$/$;$:

G: *finally noticing the pattern* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

J: MAN IM GONNA—

L: I don't get it whats the issue ? :0

J: *closes notepad* Hhh....Lee...we gotta talk..

~ 5 minutes later ~

J: *sitting criss cross applesauce on the couch, wearing a tux and glasses for some reason*

G: ....So you got time to do allat but can't do the laundry?

J: Silence. 👺

G: 😨.....HMPH! *smacks the back of his head*

J: OWH— DAMMIT, FINE ILL DO IT LATER— anyways, Lee, do you know why we called you here?

L: *not paying attention* ....Its been 5 minutes and—

J: SILENCE— 👺 Now anyway, do you KNOW why we called you here?

LZ: *nibbling on the snacks that she supposedly made for everyone* nom— no.

J: DAMMIT, GIMME THE PRETZELS- *snatches the bowl* Now anyway, do you know why we called you here?

T: *braiding his hair* No :0

J: AH- HOW DID YOU— GET OFF ME DAMMIT—

T: But Im almost doneeeeee! D: 🥺

J: *didnt like seeing her sad* MMMMMM FINE— IF ONE MORE OF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD IM GONNA—

G: Another word. :3

J: Hhh....Goldie...there are two things Im good at— torturing Tae, writing books, and slapping tf outa people—

LZ: .....Thats three things—

J: SILENCE 👺— and I don't have my notepad right now...👺👺👺

G: Disney Channel ahh statement.. 🤨

J: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP— ANYWAYS— Lee, do you know why we called you here?

L: *saw a butterfly from the window* OOOOO A BUTTERFLY— :D

T: *still braiding his hair* Do you want clips or mousse?

J: *huffs* DAMMIT— MOUSSE— AND PUT ONE OF THOSE CLIPS YOU NEVER LET ME USE FOR...REASONS..!

T: Okaiiii !!! :DD

L: Wait. Whats this meeting about ?? :0

J: Lee...have you noticed something...different about the treehouse for the last couple of weeks you've been bringing home—

T: *sniffs* Why does it smell like trauma and dirty socks ?

G: *glares at Jonas* SOMEONE wont do the laundry...🤨

J: LISTEN ILL GET TO IT— anyway, have you noticed that the treehouse is-

LZ: GUYSSS WE'RE OUTA SNACKS?;$/$:$/$:&&: DD:

LZ: *ruffles her hair* Oh nevermind, I found a bowl of cheetos in here ! :D

T: PASS ME SOME!—

G: ME TOO!

L: SPREAD IT AROUND—

J: OH FOR— SHUT UP!!;$:$; LEE, FACE IT, YOU HAVE TOO MANY CATS!$;$/ s

L: *blinks* OHHHHHH THATS WHAT THIS MEETING IS FORRRRRRR...!

J: Lee..this was an intervention..

L: But..but guysssssss...🥺

J: There's just TOO many of them— YOU HAVE TO STOP—

G: Lee, I love cats too! But seriously—we really have NO room for any of them—

L: Please! Name one cat we dont have room for..!

J: THE DAMN TIGER!!;$:$; HOW DID YOU EVEN—

L: *looks down from the window to see a tiger sleeping a few feet from them and waves at it* HAIII LUCI!! :DD

G: Mf, a TIGER?);)/:

L: TIGERS ARE CATS TOO!!

LZ: *stops eating* They are ??

J: *puts the cheeto back in her mouth* Shh— keep eating-

L: .....Okayyy maybe the tiger was a stretch— but come on ! What about the other cats—!

J: Oh, I can tell you! THEY LIVE IN THE GIANT SHED BEHIND THE TREEHOUSE!:$:$/$: IF YOU BRING ANOTHER HOME WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KICK SOMEONE OUT AND I THINK IT SHOULD BE—

T: Say my name, and I'll yank this braid right outa ya.. 👺

J: *sits tf back down* Now where were we ? 😄

G: Lee, listen...you just have too many cats..Im sorry but you gotta get rid of some..

L: *sighs* Okayyyyyyyyyyy 🥺😔

~ Next Week ~

G: Oh hey, Lee's back !

J: Finally..

T: *gasps* LEE'S BACK!!;)/: :DD

LZ: *still eating* w h u h :0– Oh, Lee's back! :D

L: HAI GUYSSSSSSS, SOOOOO TWO THINGS!!

J: Yesss??

L: I gave away half of the cats I had !! :DD

J: Phew! Glad thats finally over and—

G: Wait, whats the second thing ?

L: GUESS WHAT I GOTTTTT!!;$/: :D *holding a cat* She's cute !!
J: ........NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

THE END !!