Unexpected Connections ⭒ Haechan

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"You and I, it's as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to see if we know what we were taught." ~ Boris Pasternak 

Haechan

Haechan: hey chaewol, r u okay with me adding u to the gc with the Dream boys?

Chaewol: sure

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Jaemin + strawberry yogurt = ❤️

Haechan has added you to this group chat

unknown 1: guys this is not okay

i'm disappointed in all of u

Chenle: dude wtf r u  even talking about

unknown 1: who tf ate my watermelon 🖕

unknown 2: oh

unknown 3: calm ur tits 💀

it's just a watermelon, someone might have accidentally taken it

unknown 1: JUST A WATERMELON?!! THAT WAS MY BABY!!!

I CLEARY PUT A NOTE ON IT SAYING THAT IT WAS MINE YET SOME IDIOT STILL WENT AND ATE THE WHOLE GODDAMN THINK.

unknown 4: does it even matter? 🙄

u were also going to eat it anyways, just that someone else got there before u.

 and marker babe, it's thing* not think

unknown 5: just another day in Dream sighs 🤦 

disappointed but not surprised

unknown 3: yo samoyed be quiet 

it's better to just sit back and watch before he comes and attacks u.

Haechan: 🤦

chaewol I am sorry that u have to witness this

unknown 1: chaewol?

unknown 5: ?

unknown 4: eh?

unknown 2: chaewol noona?

Chenle: what is dude saying?

unknown 3 : someone please explain because I'm lost

unknown 6 : I have no idea what I was expecting when I opened this gc but since everyone made this a thread I might as well join.

chaewol?

Chaewol: hi guys i'm Chaewol

unknown 3: oh it's chaewol noona, hello this is jisung 

unknown 5: omg we are finally talking to u

this bitch @Haechan has been hiding u from us

this is renjun btw.

unknown 1: what's up im mark

unknown 4: this is jaemin

unknown 6: and this is jeno.

unknown 7: yo i'm mark's girlfriend nari

u have no idea how happy I am to finally have another girl in the gang

these boys have slowly driven me mad over the years

Chaewol: it's nice to meet all of u 

Chenle: and this is chenle but u already knew that

Chaewol: hello chenle

Haechan: wdym by "you already knew that?

Chaewol: i got chenle's number a while ago

Haechan: chenle u better explain yourself before i explode your head

Chenle: starts sweating profusely 😰 😬

hehe, let's just say that I was doing u a favor 

Haechan: u bitch wait until u get home today

Jaemin: chaewol just ignore these two, they bicker every time they get a chance

Jisung: noona, we are actually having our monthly dinner tomorrow

u have to join us, please

Chaewol: monthly dinner, what's that?

Haechan: we have this tradition of having a big meet up together at the end of every month

u can think of it as a family dinner 

Jaemin: it will be great if u can come

Chaewol: mmm, sure i'll be there.

Nari: fr you are a part of the gang now

u have to be there so i can finally spill tea about these idiots to someone 🤭

Chenle: WHAT?

 i thought me and renjun where ur tea n gossip buddies

Nari: not anymore bro

y'all been replaced ❤️‍

Mark: anyways guys 

...

so who stole my watermelon

Chenle: 🤦

and u wonder why people can't take u seriously

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Haechan

Haechan: the Dreamies bicker a lot in the group chat and they might tease u sometimes but they just mean it as a joke

u can always leave the chat if it bothers u

Chaewol: no Haechan it's all good, i find it funny 

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Felt incomplete if we didn't have a peek at their gc