Impa: Today at 7 am, Purah poured a Monster energy drink in her coffee, say "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. 
Robbie: I watched Purah brew her coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think she's ascended into the astral realm. 
Zelda: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
                                      
                                          
                                   
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BoTW Incorrect Quotes 2 (ft. AoC/ToTK)
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