Purah: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Zelda: We're chopsticks!
Purah: Well... that's cute!
Purah: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Link: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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BoTW Incorrect Quotes 2 (ft. AoC/ToTK)
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