Waiter: What would you like?
Link: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Zelda: *blushes*
Link, oblivious: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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BoTW Incorrect Quotes 2 (ft. AoC/ToTK)
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Two Straws
Waiter: What would you like?
Link: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Zelda: *blushes*
Link, oblivious: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!