Astor: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Master Kohga: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Astor: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kohga, learn to listen.
Sooga: What if it bites itself and I die?
Astor: That's voodoo.
Master Kohga: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Astor: That's correlation, not causation.
Malice: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Astor: That's kinky.
Sooga: Oh my god.
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BoTW Incorrect Quotes 2 (ft. AoC/ToTK)
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