Malice, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Astor, who's running the drive thru: ...
Astor: Tequila.

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Tequila
Malice, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Astor, who's running the drive thru: ...
Astor: Tequila.