Naruto Uzumaki kaku

threw a year

[M: gonna do a random series of events that happen during the first year of the academy. Lets see what happens]

-how to train your employee-

Matthew pulled on his glove facing the three people who had applied for a job in the shop. “Now then. As you know this is a small training course to fully understand what we sell here. You already know i sell various weapons and seals however the types i sell are, well, a lot. While I have them labeled most ninjas will ask about the power of their effects. These rang widely but are indicated via small triangles at their sides. 1 triangle will mean a small effect while 5 will mean a massive effect. For stuff like smoke tags and explosive tags theres a number under the triangle that says the exact range.”

Matthew continued on after showing them 2 different smoke tags with 1 triangle and one with 5. “Customers can also request various things like specific seals and weapons and the price can vary significantly. However i don’t trust y’all enough to set the price yourself so when someone wants to order have them come to me.”

Matthew finished with a final “any questions?” which made all three raise their hands. It slightly creeped matthew out.

“Ok left to right. Naki go” a woman in her 20’s with charcoal hair and eyes ask’s “how much will we be paid?”

“100,000 ryo an hour.” [m:i got 0 idea how to properly price this ok. Apparently 1 ryo is 10 yen. However im american and have 0 fuckin idea how to properly do wages. So lets just assume that's like beyond normal pay.] the other 2 lowered their hands. All three of them. All of them had excited looks on their faces.

“U-uh sir are you sure?” to that made matthew raise an eyebrow. It was actually the first time someone argued about the price. ‘Play it cool m. don't let them know you still don’t know what average pay is here’

“Yep. you all are working in a weapons shop after all in a ninja village.” matthew said his vague answer and rolled for luck. Which somehow works as the tree all ask when they start.

-naruto begins his conquest-

Sitting in class we see naruto contemplating. So far becoming all his class friend is very challenging. The main thing is all of them being strangely nervous when ever he approaches them.

Either way in school he’s been surprisingly thriving in classes. Matthew lessons taking effects as he passes all the easy math and writing assignments. Even taking the highest spot currently. However the one ting he was surprised about was that he was ot the most fit among the children. That's actually going to kiba. 

Of course this made a competition between the two about who will be the strongest and smartest. Which still hasn’t stopped nor does anyone think it will. They have roped everyone in into it as well with a personal ranking board that’s basically who they feel was strongest in the class. Sakura was annoyed they put her near the bottom. They also put one for smartest where she felt a bit redeemed by being in second.

He soon turns to sasuke and ask “do you think it’s time to do drastic measures?”

Which paused sasuske from writing notes and turn to the blonde “what are drastic measures?” naruto only nodded.

Soon class ended and launch began. As everyone began to get up to leave we pan to a slightly popular kid in class. Ryo just an average kid albeit taller than the others. As he talks to his friends he suddenly gets a bad feeling about something.

Out of nowhere he’s tackled, nearly knocking him over. As he catches himself on the table he feels someone hugging him from behind. He looks back and sees naruto hugging his torso with both arms and legs. Basically becoming a backpack

Ino of course yells “naruto what the heck are you doing?!”

Which naruto mumbles loudly “drastic measures!” ryo felt this was going to be a long day

-teaching blacksmithing-

“Alright you two.” matthew with his hands on his hips says to naruto and tenten “today im going to go over how i make the weapons.”

“Yay!” the kids yell. Naruto raising his arms up while holding a hammer, knocking on a shelf which made a gauntlet fall and land on his head knocking him out”

Matthew stared at his downed son before sighing “this will take a while huh?”

-get off-

Currently we see matthew and naruto. Matthew carrying a stack of seals while naruto was grabbed onto his leg

“Naruto let go!”

“No!”

“Naruto!”

“No! You said we'll have ramen!”

“Naruto, I need to make a barrier around konoha!”

“No! Ramen time!”

Down stairs we see tenten and naki manning the store front.

“Do they always do this?” naki ask the child who does a so-so motion

“Not always but maybe once a week.”

Suddenly cartoonish crashing sounds are heard as we suddenly see a one legged matthew hopping away laughing “tahahaha! You grabbed the wrong leg kid!” naruto chases behind him carrying the leg he left

The scene brought silence to the worker and part-time. Before naki says “wait his leg comes off!?”

-hide n seek-

We see choji facing a tree with his hands over his eyes saying “28. 29. 30. 41”

In the background we see the gang all hiding in various ways. As he continues “42. 43. 44. 45.”

Suddenly it’s just hinata who in a brush of panic uses transformation jutsu to turn into a can on the ground

“46. 47. 48. 49. 50”

They all continue to wait as he continues counting “71. 72. 73. 74. 75.”

They still wait. “103. 104. 105. 106. 107.”

At 154 shikamaru suddenly realize “wait did tell him when he should stop?”

Suddenly they realized they would be here for a while.

[side note. Choji is one of best bois. Fight me if you think im wrong]

-konohamaru-

In a hospital we see hina on the table breathing heavily looking sickly pale. Hiruzen sat by her while weirdly matthew sat on the other side. Barely keeping his hand intact with earth chakra with hina crushing the shit out of it

“Just another push hina!” hiruzen said

“* silent cry’s of pain *” from matthew

“AHHHHHHH!!!!” from hina.

Soon after a couple minutes everyone hears crying as the doctor holds up the newly birthed baby “it’s a boy!”

Hina breaths heavily as the doctors begins checking the baby. When hina lets go of matthew hand it falls limp and it’s shown to be bruised to heck and back. ‘She fucking dislocated it!’

After a while the room door’s fly’s open when hina’s husband and sarutobis other son - [god fucking damnit of course he doesn’t have a name! Like basically every other dead parent in this damn show! Uh hold on. What’s mystery in japanese? Shinpi? Meh nah.. Fire- why tf is it hi? Uhhh will? Lishi? Why are these getting worse… i am very tempted to name you kuso. Fuck it your names kame!]

Kame rushes into the room still in his anbu gear immeadintly going to his wifes side “hina! Hina are you alright! Oh kami.”

He looks at matthew more specifically his hand “what happened to you.”

In response matthew re adjust his hand and flips kame off “Kuso yarō, kuso yarō stupid mada faka” matthew grumbles before fully saying “i was taking your place idiot! Why didn’t anyone tell me she had super strength!”
 
[I'll tell you now. The next chapter will be... something even I don't think I'm ready for since there's only 1 big event that happens in the past that would directly effect one of Naruto's friends.]