Oversimplified: The Ackermans

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Doctor: Okay, your excellency, one more push, and your lovely twins will be here

The queen pushes as hard as she can as two newborn twins pop out

Doctor: Congratulations! You've got a future queen and general! Oh? And here comes the rest of your son's army
Queen: D-Did you just say the rest of my-- *SCREAMS AS SHE GIVES BIRTH TO HER SON'S ARMY*

Doctor: Congratulations! You've got a future queen and general! Oh? And here comes the rest of your son's armyQueen: D-Did you just say the rest of my-- *SCREAMS AS SHE GIVES BIRTH TO HER SON'S ARMY*

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As Eldia grew, changes came along. With the end of the Fritz family. The Ackermans rose to power, and during one cold winter came Arezu and Satoshi. Two prodigies who excel in their own interests. Arezu became infamous in the world of politics, while her twin brother, Satoshi, is well-known for being on the frontline, such as the colonization of the mid-eastern tribes, and it went a little something like this

Satoshi: Hello, I'm from a civilized empire. Do you want to see how civilized we can be?
Tribesmen: Sure! We can't wait to--

Scene cuts to village burning and people screaming

Satoshi: See? We are very civilized!

The difference between the siblings is a very noticeable thing to the public. Arezu was an influential princess senator who was treated with respect. While her twin brother is a general prince, leading their armies and commanded loyalty. This means these two who are on the same page can spell complete disaster upon the enemies of Eldia. A prime example of it is when Satoshi wanted to launch an attack on the nearby Marleyen held village. With support from those in the senate thanks to his sister's influence, he went in. He commanded not only bravery, but loyalty as his soldiers respected him as he fought alongside them, aiming the cannons and getting himself dirty. They respected him so much that the moment he ordered them to charge on the only bridge in town, they threw themselves at it and scored a massive victory

 They respected him so much that the moment he ordered them to charge on the only bridge in town, they threw themselves at it and scored a massive victory

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However, on their 20th birthday, Satoshi felt like something was missing from his life

Arezu: Brother? Is something wrong?
Satoshi: I don't know... something within me has the urge to... make love to someone...

He then faces Arezu with a questioning look

Arezu: ... Brother, no. I'm not going to get in bed with you.
Satoshi: ... Dude, uncool...

With his desire for love, he felt a little stuck. Say... unless a certain woman who's only a year younger than him is going through a financial crisis because of her father's drinking habits somehow met him at the exact time and place. Oh, that person has just arrived at the right place and time. In comes Serena, a woman of unknown familial origin, although her nationality is Eldian. Seeing her made Satoshi fall head over heels for her.  As the two get along with each other, with Serena becoming his mistress, tragedy struck. On the 25th of June, their mother fell ill and died of a heart attack. However, there is just one problem. She didn't label one of the twins to be her successor, so who shall claim the throne? The answer should've been Satoshi, right? Wrong!

Preist: What do you mean you don't want to be the emperor?!
Satoshi: I don't want to because I said I don't want to! Make my sister empress!
Preist: That is--
Satoshi: MAKE HER EMPRESS!

Preist: What do you mean you don't want to be the emperor?!Satoshi: I don't want to because I said I don't want to! Make my sister empress!Preist: That is--Satoshi: MAKE HER EMPRESS!

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With a bit of... complications, on the 17th of October, Arezu became empress, while her brother marries his mistress, Serena, the day after Arezu's coronation. And their wedding night went as you'd expect. Here's a picture

(If you know you know)

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(If you know you know)

And as 10 years passed, Satoshi and his wife had two children, with their oldest child being their daughter, Rosemary Ackerman I, who was born on the 5th of May, and their youngest child being Nathaniel Ackerman, who was born on the 7th of December the following year

And who knows? Maybe their children whmould also become great leaders

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