[ Jungkook, why are you sitting there like an idiot? Hurry up and take the kids out to eat. ] Lisa reminded, [ This takeout you ordered is only enough for one person, and who knows how hygenic it is. ]
Jungkook’s face was calm, his arms crossed in front of his chest, sitting peacefully.
The two dumplings looked at the takeout, then looked at Jungkook. Both had a pitiful expression of wanting to but not daring to speak.
[ Let’s go. You can talk after dinner if there’s anything to discuss. ]
Jungkook stood up and ordered, “Come, I’ll take you two to dinner.”
The two dumplings’ eyes lit up. They quickly jumped off the sofa, and lined up behind him.
Jungkook walked ahead, letting them follow from behind.
[ Walk slower. ] Lisa climbed up his chest and laid on his shoulders, paying attention to the movements of the two small dumplings.
Jungkook’s footsteps paused and only moved on when the sound of soft footsteps approached.
He took the two small dumplings to a nearby Chinese restaurant, randomly chose a seat, and then handed them the menu. “Order whatever you want.”
Seeing the two dumplings staring at the menu blankly, struggling to read the text, Lisa had to say something. [ Jungkook, you are too much. How many words do six or seven year olds even know? And children shouldn’t eat food that’s too spicy, is it really okay if you let them order casually? ]
Jungkook kept his silence and revealed a bitter and resentful appearance as he stared at the two small dumplings.
The two little dumplings were even more bitter than him. They were doing their best pretending to be well-behaved and sensible to avoid being thrown into some corner by their uncle.
[ Ask them what they like to eat. ]
Jungkook asked lukewarmly, “What do you two like to eat?”
The little boy was startled, “Uncle, I like to eat sour and spicy mung bean noodles, deep fried pork, chicken with szechuan peppers, and deep fried spicy spring rolls!”
The little girl was timid, saying, “I like to eat stir fried tofu and tomatoes, roasted winter melon with mushrooms, egg custard medley, spinach…”
[ Haha, a carnivore and herbivore, really a pair of adorable cuties. ] Lisa was overjoyed.
“Okay.” Jungkook summoned a waiter and ordered, “Sour and spicy mung bean noodles, deep fried pork, chicken with szechuan peppers, deep fried spicy spring rolls, stir fried tofu and tomatoes, roasted winter melon with mushrooms, egg custard medley, spinach…”
[ Wait! ] Lisa quickly stopped him, [ No need to order everything, can you three even finish it? ]
The two little dumplings were very happy. Their four big eyes were shining, and they were looking forward to eating.
Jungkook stared at them ferociously: “You must eat all the dishes I ordered for you. Leave anything behind and I will send you back to the police station.”
The smiles of the two small dumplings instantly froze.
Lisa: [ … ]
The waiter hesitated, “…Sir, are you sure you want to order these dishes?”
[ Of course not! ] Lisa said loudly, [ Jungkook, chicken with szechuan peppers and deep fried spicy spring rolls are quite spicy, not suitable for children to eat. It’s best not to eat spinach either because it easily affects the brain development of children. ]
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