Bye! My Soul

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Lisa achieved “unity of body and soul” 6 hours later. When she woke up, she felt incredibly listless. As if she had spent an entire afternoon on math problems, her brain was full of garbled codes.

With a click, Jungkook took an ugly photo of Lisa on his cell phone, and handed it over to her for appreciation. “This is the most authentic photo I have ever taken.”

Lisa: “…” Motherf*cker, let’s break up! This headshot displaying an unkempt and silly appearance, how can you consider it authentic!

Lisa decided to cultivate the art of waking up from now on. She raised her foot and kicked the man’s stomach, then jumped out of bed angrily, and ran into the bathroom. Fifteen minutes later, she walked out radiantly, and sat on the bed, hugging the yellow chick plush pillow. Holding a comfortable and seductive pose, she beckoned to Jungkook, “Take another picture for me.”

Jungkook raised his phone, snapped several pictures of her, then showed them to her for comments.

Lisa murmured as she scanned, “The aesthetics of straight men are really hopeless. Even a body filled with a fairy’s aura has turned into a ghost film!”

Jungkook leaned against her, wrapped a hand around her waist, and said truthfully, “I think it’s pretty good.”

Compared to cured meat or crows, at least it’s human.

“How is it good?” Lisa pointed at a blurry photo. “Does this horrifying smiling person look like me? Are you dissatisfied with my beauty?”

How did he take such demonic photos???

Jungkook: “…”

Comparing it over and over, Lisa discovered that the photo he first took turned out to be the most authentic one!

After recognizing the flaws of her own man, Lisa decided to send him some selfies she had taken when she returned, so that he could wash out his eyes and correct his distorted aesthetics.

“I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?” Lisa returned the phone to him.

“Yes.” Jungkook picked up both her and the yellow chick, walked to the dining room, and sat her down on a chair.
Ezoic

Lisa didn’t eat lunch, and Jungkook had no appetite on his own. By this time, they were both very hungry. The two of them wiped out four dishes, one soup and one dessert.

It was after 8pm when they finished eating. Lisa had stayed for nearly 9 hours, but there were still no signs of crossing back. She tried several times, but she couldn’t feel the other world at all. She wondered if her consciousness had shifted too many times today, resulting in insufficient energy? In the past, when she crossed over with her body for the first time, she was unable to cross over for a few days afterwards, so she was not in a hurry.[1] She planned to replenish her energy and try again later.

Lisa leaned on the bed and played on her cell phone with her legs wrapped around the yellow chick. From time to time, she flicked the yellow chick’s sharp beak with her feet. (Yellow Chick: Motherf*cker, move your stinky feet away, do you think I don’t want any face?)

Jungkook walked out of the bathroom with a bath towel around his waist, revealing strong muscular contours. As he walked around, there was an indescribable rhythm.

A shadow hung over her, and Lisa only felt that an empty space appeared between her legs. The yellow chick had been taken away and replaced by a warm body.

Seeing that her legs had been tightly placed around a certain someone’s waist, their posture intertwined and became intimate. Somehow Lisa had suddenly gotten into position.