{Lute x Fem! Reader}

This is...something.

[Apparently I am now a parent.]

[Here, have some delicious sustenance children.]

{Jinx}

"Yo, Lute, you left without me!"
Yay, the duchebag is here.

"Sir, I didn't say I was going to bring you."

"Yeah, well, I'm not leaving you down here by yourself with all the freaks walkin' around!"

I roll my eyes. "'Scuse you. Actually, excuse both of you! What are you doing here?!" 
Lute crosses her arms and shifts her posture. 

"I risked my safety, and my career for you. I felt it would be a waste if I didn't find a way to see you again..." 

"This bitch asked me for fuckin' HOURS if she could go visit her little bestie."

I scoff. "Right, well, that's...nice." I walk to Lute and smile. "I can understand why you came and stuff...but...uh...You know that being here could be really dangerous, right? I mean, it's you versus thousands of sinners...so...."

"I can handle a few lowly sinners, Y/N."

I raise an eyebrow and give her an unimpressed snicker. "I'm a sinner, Lute."

"Ah...right." She clears her throat. "My bad. Well I-"

"LUUUUUTE can we go yet? I'm BOREDDDD-"

"Oh my god Adam shut the FUCK up." I growl, "Continue."

Adam stares at me blankly and crosses his arms, pouting like a child.

"Ahem, since I've come all the way down here, I was hoping that maybe I could...uh..."

"She said she was gonna ask to stay here with you and try to ask you out on a date!"

"SIR! That is NOT what I said!"

"That's BASICALLY what you said. It's not my fault your a fag-"
Lute stares daggers at him before turning back to me.

"Since the trip isn't exactly something I'd like to make a regular occurrence I was hoping I could maybe stay here a few days?"

I shrug. "Sure, but, uh...That one isn't staying, right?" I point to Adam who just waves.

Lute sighs. "I don't know if I could convince him to leave, honestly."

Adam snickers and grins mischievously at us, and nods. 

"Yeahhh, since I was the one who got you this TOTALLY legal vacation, you kinda owe me tits."

He wraps his arm around Lutes shoulder as she rolls her eyes.

I smile slightly, before sighing and rubbing my arm. "Well, as much as I don't care if Adam stays, he's not staying in my room, he probably has the hygiene of a frat boy who's diet is just Gatorade and Doritos." "Hey!-" "So I'd have to get him a room. But, uh, since you guys aren't supposed to be here...I'm not sure what the route to take is."

Adam grins and jumps up and down a bit. "Disguises! We could put on disguises!"

"We'd have to do that anyways, sir. If we wanted to leave the hotel at least."

Adam rolls his eyes. "Tch, well, I bet-"

Knock Knock

{Fuck.}

[Sorry it's another short chapter but yeah...sorry I'll work on a longer one soon.]