Loving Yous A Little Bit Hard Sometimes / Bruce Banner

13. Mega Dick

"You got an laundry?" Alisha questioned tossing another shirt in the washer. "Bruce? Bruce? What are you doing down here?"

"Having a discussion with hulk and I think I figured out how to make us both happy." Bruce admitted.

"That's great."

It wasn't great.

"In the gamma lab again?" Alisha questioned.

" I had a breakthrough." Bruce declared.

" and your breakthrough is???" she urged. " come on tell me I want to be as excited as you clearly are." Alisha requested.

" it has to do with Hulk."

"Oh?" She hoped it was a get rid of hulk so when they were trying to have some alone time, he didn't interrupt their alone time type of experiment, but she wasn't so sure about that.

" I will let you know if I can actually get this to work," he kissed her quickly before turning back to his computer.

" OK but remember to have some time alone with your wonderful fiancé who loves you so so much." she running a hand down his back.

" I think it's possible I could take a little break." he agreed spinning around in his chair and pulling her into his lap.

It felt like forever. They were mid wedding planning mode, and Bruce was in the lab constantly working on his super secret project.. pepper was helping immensely with all the little details that alisha hadn't realized she needed to worry about

" what if we had a barbecue? Something easy and fun out on the property lots of room to dance..." alisha suggested.

" and we need place cards-"

" can't people just sit wherever they feel like?"

" oh honey, do you know anything about weddings?" Pepper countered

" this is my first wedding, so no" alisha agreed. " me and him some cheesy vows that we're gonna look back and laugh at and Morgan as the flower girl of course. That's as far as I got planned in my head."

" don't worry I will take care of everything else."

" best sister-in-law ever" alisha agreed hugging her

" speaking of weddings, where is the man of honor hiding these days?" pepper pondered, looking around as played with a stuffed cat at their feet making him meow.

"He is in the gamma lab." Alisha answered. " he's working on a new project to secret project that he won't even tell me about which is really irritating."

" he's going to come out of his little cave for the wedding, right?"

"Ha ha you are hilarious." Alisha mused.

" Have we set a date yet?"

" I say the sooner the better but you seem to have a long list of things you want to get completed for the wedding so you let me know and I'll work it into my schedule."

"Alisha!" Pepper declared.

"What?" She laughed out.

" you are just like your brother." Pepper decided.

After it felt like an eternity of wedding, planning, and missing her, Bruce as he went through what he hoped was the final phases of his experiment.

"Brucie..."

" close your eyes. It's finally done."

" great so we can get started on finishing touches for our wedding because pepper is up my ass about it. Everything is done, but-"

" close your eyes please!" he begged

" OK OK eyes are closed." she agreed. Bruce stepped forward. The floor shift, unusually loud for his normal footsteps.

" OK open." Alisha did as instructed, and she was horrified? Shocked? Flabbergasted at what was before her.

"It's a perfect medium!" Bruce declared. Alisha stared back at Bruce, lips pursed. She shook her head slightly.

"Is it?" Alisha countered. Bruce smiled down at her. He was green, but he was still him, but he was very green and very large, but it was her Bruce speaking, and she just didn't understand how any of this made any sense because her brain was spinning and she was looking at Hulk, but she was still talking- talking to her Bruce...

"It's still me!" Bruce agreed. "I have total control."

"You disappeared for months and... came back a combo meal?" Alisha countered confused.

"Its still me, dont you see, he wont interrupt, its my head in here."

"With an extra green layer on top." ALisha countered. "I wanted to marry bruce banner... I love both parts of you brucie," Alisha assured. "But..." she whimpered shaking her head. She didn't know what to say. She didn't know how to tell him that she didn't really understand or approve of this combo Bruce Hulk deal. That she wanted to marry her Bruce but he thought that they were the same 

"What?" Bruce begged reaching out for her. She sighed better to just blurt it out.

" I don't want your hulk sized dick ripping me open." Alisha admitted she thought it was the easiest way to let him down because that was also a concern. Bruce hesitated.

"I thought girls liked bigger?" Bruce countered

"How would you know? You were socially awkward and didn't talk to women before you met me." Alisha countered. "And I like you for your information. I have seen your hulk mega dick and it worries me."

"Mega dick." He repeated with a smirk.

"I'm serious." Alisha growled.

"Me too.'

"Im not being sewn back together because my fiancée decided to test out his giant dick on me." Alisha realized how stupid that sounded but hulk bruce combo was massive. She loved her nerdy cuddly bruce. She loved Bruce. Hulk was... massive in all areas and she didnt want Tony to get a call from the hospital because Hulk ripped her apart.