Loving Yous A Little Bit Hard Sometimes / Bruce Banner

34. Drunken Stars

Castles Crumbling/ Helaena Targaryen out now!


'This is a multi year journey you are about to embark on.' Bruce warned her.

'We need to reinforce your furniture don't even think about moving into a place without reinforced steel,' Bruce said as they begin their spiritual and emotional and physical journey into becoming a hulk.

" that was a long process and many broken things, including a bed and a couch and oh that's right our shower." Alisha agreed. Bruce blushed back at her.

" I did fix it." he reminded her.

" yes you did so that's why you want a lot of reinforced steel just in case you hulk out in bed with someone in bed you don't want to be breaking through the floor." Alisha agreed.  'Or you know more to a remote island in mexico,' alisha suggested. 'Then it doesn't matter how much you break when you hulk out over the bachelorette.' Alisha smirked over at Bruce.

'Shut up I'm never watching reality tv with you again.' Bruce remarked.

"I need to hear that.' Jen said immediately giddy.

'Bruce wanted the bachelorette to pick, what was his name?' Alisha questioned knowing full well who bruce had a meltdown over.

'Ben Stark,' Bruce mumbled.

'but she picked-'

'Robert! That idiot! They already spilt FYI,' bruce shouted. 'she could have been so happy with-' Bruce stopped himself. 'Lida I say this with love, but please shut up."

'I didn't say anything, you said it all.' Alisha reminded him and Jen couldn't stop laughing.

" what was trying to say is although you seem like you have a bit of control clearly more than when he first turned... It's a long journey it's problematic. Just don't think this is going to be a walk in the park.."

" I can go through a run through the park." Jen suggested.

" think we need to start in the closet because I was sick of getting you new clothes in the beginning." Alisha suggested.

'You're going to need two wardrobes one for Jen and one for your hulk body,' Bruce said pulling open his wardrobe

'Who's your best friend?'

'Nikki-' Jen answered. Bruce made a buzzer sound with his noise mouth.

'spandex, spandex is your best friend.' He corrected.

'Seriously it is,' alisha agreed. 'less green asses on the media with spandex. And trust me, his ass is everywhere. A lot of him is everywhere. It's disturbing. I'm disturbed for our children and what they will be able to see online when they look up their father." Alisha admitted.

" not my fault." Bruce countered.

" I know that you were unconscious yada yada yada." Alisha agreed. " doesn't change the fact that if any pervert wants to see your ass, they can quite easily."

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'Boulder tossing all right we're gonna toss a boulder,' Bruce told her. Bruce threw it.

'My turn?" Jen asked and Bruce nodded. She picked up the boulder tossing it further than Bruce but of course Bruce being the egotistical man threw another boulder sending it off into the atmosphere alisha and Jen clapped sarcastically.

'I just wanted to show you how it's done.' Bruce told her.

'Oh you showed us.' Alisha agreed. " you showed us real good baby."

" so you like actually live here?" Jen questioned.

" it's our vacation home. And our getaway from life home." Alisha agreed.

They tried jumping up from the shores to the beach side cliff Jen jumped down pretending to be Hulk going smash smash and alisha couldn't help but laugh. This was less science and more laughing at burce but she was here for it!

" I'm sorry, honey. I don't mean to laugh, but she did a really good job of what you looked like previously before smart hulk..." she assured.

With one single punch to the ground the mountain side cliff started to break and the trees roots were shaken Bruce pushed Jen off the cliff.

'little punk.' Bruce spat.

" that was rude." Alisha informed him honestly.

" she's pissing me off." Bruce grumbled.

" because she's getting the hang of this faster than you... you have to remember that when this happened to you you were all alone you didn't know what was going on she has you. She has direction and guidance, even if she's getting the hang of things far too quickly for your plan.  It's because of you she knows what she's doing. Literally... it's because of your blood that turned her into this."

"Thanks." He grumbled

'Dick move.' Jen said when she jumped back up

'Completely.' Bruce agreed.

'So I'm clearly nailing it at all these things when I ever going to use this as a Lawyer?'

'Jen when you have powers like this it's like putting a target on your back in the backs of all the people you care about.' Bruce told her.

" which is great if you are already dating or married to another superhero because they know the risks." Alisha agreed. " dating a super is really a pain in the ass. I mean, look at Bruce for example. Loving him is a little bit hard sometimes, but we work it out."

"Thanks lida."

'Great yet another way my life is ruined.' Jen moaned.

'All right I've been showing use the downsides of being a hulk.' Bruce told her.

'There's a plus side of turning green?' Alisha teased. " I'm kidding I adore you. Green and all."

'There are a few upsides.' Bruce agreed

" let me put the babies to bed and we'll have some adult fun." Alisha agreee.

'Our bodies metabolize alcohol ever extremely fast rate which means we can have so much and not get drunk,' Bruce said pouring them a giant size glass 'all buzz no stop.'

" do not pour me a hulk sized glass or this is going to end very quickly for me." Alisha warned. Laughter turned into slurred speech and double vision for alisha as she leaned into bruce.

" Oh heaven, help me my head." Alisha moaned before giggling out. Bruce knew that she turned into a giggle before her legs decided they weren't going to work.

'You built this bar by hand?' Jen questioned,

Alisha lay out on the bar she couldn't keep up with the Hulks, she tried very hard but she is failing miserably she stared up at the tiki bar her head spinning.

'Yeah me and Tony and alisha but Tony mostly drank and sat around complained about Steve.' Bruce ran his hands over their initials pushing alishas hair gently out of the way before kissing her forehead.

'Ahh Steve.' Jen said with a grin.

'Rogers... even an old man he still is handsome." Alisha slurred.

"He is not." Bruce corrected.

" Bruce, that's silly." Alisha tried her best to sit up, but she couldn't her head spinning too fast she laid back down.

'Tony would mostly complain and then these two would get extremely drunk.' Bruce recalled.

'To a good time during a hard time,' they said clinking glasses

Bruce carried Alisha to bed laying her down and kissing her gently before checking on Maria, that girl could sleep through anything. Anthony was wide awake however so bruce was on baby duty while Alisha attempted to sleep off her alcohol consumption.

"You and me little buddy." Bruce said taking anthony outside and holding anthony on his shouders to look at the stars.