Loving Yous A Little Bit Hard Sometimes / Bruce Banner

33. Rage

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"I'm not gonna lie to you. It was a painful adjustment. But since you have a Hulk sized vag Now I hate to break it to you Odds are every single man that wants to fuck you as hulk... it's going to feel like a toothpick.''

''Oh..." jen murmured.

''Yeah. Just speaking from experience, you know. It was awkward and really really painful. We got through it. So the opposite is going to be true for you unless you find another hulk that is not your cousin."

"Noted." Jen agreed. "I really just want to turn back be myself again."

"Well, Bruce is problematic and I have to make a new inhibitor. I can work on one for you." Alisha assured. 

"That would be amazing How long will that take?"

"The inhibitor is just a Band-Aid you not be able to control your abilities" alisha warned. "Thats where bruce comes in."

'First we're going to practice mindfulness with some yoga techniques.'

'Wow I didn't think you'd be into all this mind body spirit stuff,' Jen said she was back in her normal Jen form.

'Behavioral therapy is an evidence-based psychotherapy and it is clinical not spiritual,' Bruce corrected, Maria sat in his lap smiling up at him as Anthony bounced in his bouncer watching them happily as Alisha warmed up a bottle for him. 

''Let your thoughts drift away relax your neck enjoy the journey, bend your knees if that's more comfortable holding your farts, Namaste.' Jen said.

'It is about damn time we had someone I could talk to that understands my humor in this world of super freaks,' Alisha said happily 'but I don't do yoga I don't have the patience for this with two children.''

''This is meditation.' Bruce corrected.

'I don't do meditation either let me know when you get to the science sweetie.' Alisha instructed kissing his cheek and running a hand down Maria's little cheek. 

''This is about accepting the situation that you are in.' Bruce told Jen as Alisha jumped up on the bar pulling out her phone and checking in on Morgan and Pepper. 

'Oh I thought it was about getting my butt tight as hell,' Jen raised her hand 'up top.'

'gross Jen I'm your cousin.' Bruce reminded her 'just close your eyes and breathe... breathe,'

'all right,' Jen turned to Alisha and high-fived her instead 'Hells yeah.'

'I can see that you're not ready for DBT why don't you get some rest and we'll change tactics in the morning.' Bruce suggested.

"You think this is going to work?" Alisha questioned that night. 

"It has to." Bruce countered shifting in bed. Alisha kissed his chest laying across him as he wrapped his arms around her. 

"It was about time we came back for a vacation." Alisha admitted. "What are you going to do about the spaceship?"

"Nothing yet." Bruce assured. 

"But eventually, they want their champion back, I wont lose you bruce." Alisha demanded. 

"You wont. You wont." Bruce assured kissing her. 

"I lost you for years and i was horrified." Alisha reminded him. "You came falling through the sky and... we have two children now, you tell those Saakar freaks you are mine and if they want you I will fry them to ash." Bruce chuckled kissing her again. 

"I'm not leaving, whatever they want, I dont care, its not problem, not my earth." Bruce assured. "Dont worry, we will handle them."

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Jennifer woke up screaming and immediately turned into her green form her bed breaking under her from the weight change.

'Jesus! What the hell man?' Jen shouted agitated as Maria laughed.

'Still in control no overwhelming feeling of rage?' Bruce questioned.

"NO A NORMAL AMOUNT OF RAGE!" Jen shouted.

'Its interesting that she reverts back to Jen form when she sleeps.' Alisha remarked shifting Maria in her arms.

"was the air horn really necessary?" Jen questioned.

'For comedy absolutely.' Alisha said happily as Bruce laughed. Maria clapped out laughing and tipping over in Alisha's arm. 

"Glad your toddler finds my rage amusing."