So alpha Bob was walking one day as so he say mayor boy and was like damn I want that so he said hey pookie I'm alpha so you come with me and mayor guy was like but no I love Pa Grape and then big pikachu face was Alpha Bob and he was like but I'm alpha I'm leader I'm to trust and Mayor was like scientists proved that false you queer and so he ran found friend with benefit Cucumber Larry and was like bahbah Mayor won't let me kiss because he already rizz up Pa Grape and Larry was like but you alpha then Bob was like but he said that's false then Larry was like pookie Mayor is dumb he don't know what he say. Then Bob ate Larry in one whole bite because no one talk about his cutie pie like that. Then Bob flew to mars to go live happy after the end.
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