So like another day on dah track and like Lightning McQueen was like VROOOM and so Chick Hicks followed close behind wow so close but he didn't pass so oh no depressing then later the day he sat in home thing and was like ugh that Meany head McQueen I could just bomb him. Then he was like wait I could! So he called Midnight Moon and asked her to bomb Radiator Springs and she was like yassss pookie and then she flew over there and fucking abliteraled everything killing every damn person and was like tehehe I'm so quirky. Then the next race Chick Hicks was like yes I'm finna win Kachigga baby! Then he fucking crashed and blew up into flames fucking firing then The King won and was like yay happy days and went and kissed everyone in the stands including you which made you blush, almost ending your edge streak anyway the end of this story... For now?
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