So Luiji was like Yahoo going going Yahoo tall shit yay and so Mario was mad cuz what why bro so tall so he tied Luiji up to chair an wrap mouth shut so no talking and then was like I hate you you tall and Luiji just cryed cuz yah no his mouth wrapped so uh oh! Then Mario whipped out a machete and cut Luijis legs off then was like yay we equal now. Then Luiji and Mario were like yippee! And then they chop Luijis leg bits up and made yum yum Speggeti and ate with all there friends and Peach was like oh yum this tasty I love your meat and Mario was like thank you then they al laugh hahahaha hahahaha end.
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