So like Finn was like WAH and so Jake was like bro why you cry and Finn was like I don't have parents Jake oh yeah your adopted forgot lol um don't cry at least we want you but then Finn was like no you don't get cuz my dad take away arm and mom is a fucking crazy ass bitch then Jake like well womp womp we got better things to focus on like mewing and saving people and kissing every princesses you come across then pookie bear Finn was like you right bro I don't need them then AWWWW super cute moment and like aw huggy and like mwa super wholesome time now end time.
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Randomliterally the worst stories to ever be told, like seriously. Starring special characters from our childhood.
