[Late night Pizza] ROTTMNT X OC [Crack fic]

INCORRECT QUOTES [PT.2]

Raph: You ok?

Mai, crying: Yeah, it's these stupid onions *leaves the kitchen*

Raph, talking to the onions: What the shell did you say to Mai?

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Mai: Do you ever get water hungry?

Leo: Do you mean thirsty?

Mai: ...Water hungry.

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Mai, with her weapon: Everything is a boomerang if you throw it up!

Donnie: ...I don't know what to do with this information

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Leo: Plan H is to finish Highschool

Donnie, confused: Then what's plan G

Leo: To marry Mai duh

Mai: I like plan G

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