[Late night Pizza] ROTTMNT X OC [Crack fic]

INCORRECT QUOTES [PT 4]

(A/n) Debating on making a GC chapter

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Mai: This is so stupid why is the funeral at 9 am

Leo: Why are you not a mourning person?

Both: *trying not to laugh*

Donnie: Guys come on, aw man por Draxum used to love music

Leo: That's alright at least he's decomposing

*Dying of laughter*

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Mai: Hey guys what does KYS mean?

Donnie: Kill yourself

Leo: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HER SHE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

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Leo: We're going to a candy store!?

Raph: No! It's nighttime, candy stores are closed.

Mai: We're gonna ROB a candy store!?

Raph sighing: No-

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Mai: We're getting married bitches!

Leo: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem

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Mai, holding in her laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

Donnie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

Mai:

Mai: Water you doing?

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Mai: Guess who's walking around like the biggest bitch around town?

Mai: You wanna know why?

Mai: BEUCASE MY BF GOT ME ONE OF THESE *Pulls out taser*

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Mai: 🎶Tell me why your hands are cold?🎶

Donnie: cold hands are often a sign that a body is trying to maintain its body temperature- often cold hands however-

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Mai: You see that fucker over there *Points to leo*

April: Ya

Mai: He has done absolutely nothing wrong but he's blue I've always hated the color blue You know why?

April: why?

Mai: No reason