[Late night Pizza] ROTTMNT X OC [Crack fic]

INCORRECT QUOTES [PT. 3]

(A/N) these are so fun to make bahaha

[first time meeting Spliter]

Splinter: Please, make yourself comfortable.

Mai: Ok.

Mai: *Sits on leo's lap*

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Mai: You're giving me a sticker?

Donnie: Not just any stucker, one that says 'Shell-some!"

Mai: Donatello, I'm not a child.

Donnie, sassily: Fine i'll take it-

Mai: Back off.

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Mikey, on voicemail: Hey Mai, Leo is threating to burn down the lair beacuse I blew up his Space Heros house in Minecraft

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Leo: What do you think butterflies taste like?

Mai: Bad

Donnie: How-

Mai: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION AND THATS ALL YOU GET.

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Mai: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Raph: Wasn't Casey with you?

Casey: I was left unsupervised too

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Mai to April: I like the strong and silent type

*Donnie in the back, quietly lifting a table*

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Splinter: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room?!

Mikey: I wanted some milk but Mai had already finished it, so I panicked and stole a cow

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Mai: Can someone turn the lights on?

Donnie, quietly: You're the only light i need in my life.

Raph: DANG IT DONNIE WE CAN'T FRIGGIN SEEEEEE

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Mikey: I made this for you

Mai, holding the bracelet: I don't know, I'm not much of a... jewellery person

Mikey: You don't have you wear it if-

Mai: No! I'm gonna war it forever. Shut up *Quickly puts on bracelet