My Dragon Bridegroom

Chapter 26

This dragon cannot be serious, there's no way he could have understood what he just asked me...there no way, right?!?

"Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife? You're the one I've been searching for my entire life, I beg of you, become my bride!" He repeated as I stood there both shocked and confused.

This is the first thing that he's said to since arriving here, but why say that?!?

"Please, I need you in my life."
"I-I uhm...ah,"
"My deepest condolences my friend, but unfortunately this human belongs to me." I was interrupted by Hades dragging me by my arm and into his chest as Felix's eye twitched.

"Don't worry, I understand the feeling man..."Felix sighed looking in the opposite direction as Raphael placed his hand underneath his chin adding, "Oh my, I must admit that I do understand the feeling as well..."

"And I am starting to see a pattern in the men I surround myself with!! what's with everyone confessing their love for me the moment we meet? Does anyone else find that a little strange?!?" I shouted as they feel silent, "No? Just me, alright fine."

"Master—!"
"And just who might you be." The dragon glared at Hades as I stood there speechless and staring into his eyes, "I should be the one asking you that question, as that you're the one touching another's dragons property." He responded, tightening his grip around my body as I froze.

"Hmh, is that so...you're already claimed, tell me beautiful what is your name?" He ignored him, lifting my head by my chin to force eye contact as a chill made its way down my spine, and I must say that this situation feels a bit...familiar.

"Emh-! A-Atticus, It's Atticus..."
"Pardon my ignorance but I am mighty curious, is this considered sexual harassment?" Raphael commented as Felix shrugged, "Probably?"

"That's not something to joke about—whoa!"
"I warn you, keep your distance." Hades threatened, lifting me off the ground and switching our positions shielding me with his body as I tripped over my boots causing me to clench onto his shirt as a reflex before banging my fist against his chest repeatedly.

"Darling, if I may... why you're doing such venereal actions at a time like this?" Hades asked, "What do you mean venereal?!?"
"He means sexual?" Felix responded as I sighed,
"...Felix for the love of celestia."

"Atticus, was it? I'm sure you're quite unhappy with this dragon here, why not get with me instead, I have much more to offer~" The dragon said smiling as the girl ran to his side, "Theo, the earthly dragon! One who holds much power and wealth, surely capable of fulfilling your needs at any given time! And with his well built body and excellent agility he is only more capable of protecting you and fulfilling your sexual desires!! The two of you will have nothing less then the best sex know to mankind I guarantee you!" She praised,

"Oh wow..." everyone else said sarcastically as we watched her continue to boost this guys ego, and as he did so Raphael tapped me on the shoulder calling all of us into a mini huddle before taking a deep breath and then whispering, "I've come up with a plan, though our dear Sir Hades definitely isn't going to be a fan of it..." He said smiling,

...
"No." Hades said,
"Not happening." I added as Felix chuckled and Raphael sighed crossing his arms, "Alright let's move on to plane B, knock them unconscious and bring them back to the palace with us." He said,

Which is a much better plan than the one we had discussed previously, "May I deal with the male?"
"...could I trust that you won't kill him?"
"Heh, why of course my darling." Hades smiled,

"W-Wait a second you're gonna make me fight a pretty girl?!? Are you crazy—" Felix started as Raphael grabbed me by the hand and had begun running away in the opposite direction.