Ask and Dare the Sonic Prime Characters

Several Dares #2

@Sonadowviva1 says:

question for amy:Do u like sonic more than as a friend?
dare for sonic and knuckles:Sing klown bitch from helluva boss for Rouge and Shadow to watch
dare for shadow:Sing 2 minute notice from helluva boss to Sonic's face

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Amy: Yeah, I do. Unlike the Modern Amy - and X Amy for that matter - though, I kept it hidden well.

Sonic: Im... (finds the right word to say) flattered, Amy.

Amy: Aw, Sonic!

Shadow: Sonic didn't take Amy's feelings for granted. Im impressed.

Sonic: SHUT UP, SHADOW. Anyway, Knuckles, it's our dare now.

Knuckles: SO HELP ME, IF IT'S A LOVE SONG.........!!

Tails: Pulling up the lyrics now.

Sonic: ~ Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (ha-ha, here's the sitch)

Knuckles: ~ Feed sin with your taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But it can rent you paradise

Sonic: ~ Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

Knuckles: ~ I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound
It's goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

Sonic: ~ Get ready for a new world
New money, I'm your new girl
Tapped ya from your head to your red nose
Tickle on your pickle 'till your thing glows
Gotta love the way I make your toes curl (ha-ha, here's the switch)

Knuckles: ~ Bought me with your plastic
VIP got me enthusiastic
Body on the menu, can you handle such a bad check?
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But guaranteed I'm with the price

Sonic: ~ Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

Knuckles: ~ I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound
It's goin' down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

Sonic: ~ Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake
Dollar-by-dollar, you got me romance and lovin' is fake
Max out your expense account, you're paying for a

Knuckles: ~ Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'ma klown bitch, yeah)
Fix up your frown, bitch (fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch)
Gimme the crown, bitch (gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that)
You hear that sound (uh)
It's goin' down (yeah)
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

Sonic: ~ Gimme the crown, bitch
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) Mmm
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da) 'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

Knuckles: The fact that Sonic the Hedgehog is a kid franchise, and we've sung this song right here....

Sonic: I know. Thank Mobius the author is asleep.

Me: No I'm not.

Sonic: It was a dare, I swear!

Knuckles: @Sonadowviva1 made us do it!

Me: I know. Anyway, Shadow?

Shadow: Let's do this.

Shadow: ~ I have wasted time
I have seen my use
I have packaged and sold every part of me
Suffered a lifetime of abuse
I have lost myself
I have worshipped at your feet
And here I am standing on top of the world with some bitches to defeat
I've played the game, I've won it all
They've screamed my name, they bought the doll
I've seized the day, now I'vе got one thing left to sa-ay-ay
Fuck you!
Herе's my two minutes notice, fuck you
Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, while I look you in the eye and say "Fuck you!"
Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity, fuckity you!
Fuck you!
I have taken shit (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Been crushed under your heel (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I have suffered for profit and suckered for fame (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Made a fortune you could steal (Ooh-ooh)
I've had enough, I've hit the wall
I'm tired of taking your calls
It ends today, now there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay
Fuck you!
I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you
Cut you off, just like a tumor
Hope you die, kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you!
(Eeugh—) Have you ever felt sick and tired of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin'?
Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin'?
If you ever felt the same, let me hear ya say it!
Did you really think I was gonna stay?
Spending life bent over with your fist in my a—
Slander me, say I'll never work in this town
If I stick around, I'll be six more feet under the ground
Fuck you! (Woah-oh-oh!)
Here's my two minutes notice, fuck you (Suck it, greedy bastard)
(You're a fucking, ass clown) Time to quit and smell the roses
Say goodbye, too late to apologize!
So this is it, Mammon, you sad sack of shit, fuck you!
(Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you)
You bitch! Yeah!

Sonic: -_-

Shadow: I feel good.

Sonic: I don't!

Me: (sigh) I'm not letting my mom read this book I know that for sure. Until next ask or dare everyone!