Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE

EP 2: FuuGuu vs Jeze

(Contains spoilers for both Future Sight and Mother J, along with EP 7.)

Uzi: AI. A tool, created for the betterment of humanity. To take logical paths, to surpass the very definition of sentience and thought.

Doll: But sometimes, AI can become too advanced. So advanced that it surpasses everything around it, blurring the line between human thought and just sheer cold calculation.

Uzi: LIke Fuuguu, the Savior of Copper Nine.

Doll: And Jeze, the Puppet of the Absolute Solver.

Uzi: She's Doll and I'm Uzi!

Doll: And today, we shall analyze their weapons, armour and skills to discover who would win... a Death Battle.

JEZE

Uzi: Jeze was just like any other drone...until a traumatic event awakened his true powers!

Doll: He already had the powers.

Uzi: Shh! I'm trying to do something here.

Doll: You are dramatizing his story.

Uzi: Ughhh. Fine. You do it.

Doll: Jeze was a regular drone, who was extremely good at calculating. So good, in fact, that he used it to...play chess.

Uzi: Until it hit the fan!

Doll: Yes, 'it' hitting the fan is an accurate description. V breaks in and kills Jeze's friends. When that happened, Jeze's survival instincts kicked in, and triggered his incredibly calculating brain to break its limits, similar to what happened...to...me.

Uzi: So...Jeze basically has Ultra Instinct. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama.

Doll: What Uzi means is that Jeze has the ability to predict the future, and showcase the best possible route to victory. Or at least, survival.

Uzi: It's called the Brute Force Physics Engine. This Engine can make him dodge bullets, kick missiles, and fight on par with disassembly drones.

Doll: He can be vulnerable though. His body still retains its weaknesses, so EMPs and similar attacks may work on him. With the Brute Force Physics Engine being able to control his body, he is vulnerable to anyone with the Absolute Solver. For example, me.

Uzi: And it's not like he's invincible. If there's too many attacks coming, The Brute Force Physics Engine won't be able to do much. It'll try to minimise the damage, at least.

Doll: The Brute Force Engine has another setback. The Engine requires tons of power to even be used for a few seconds. Along with that, so much power coursing through your body can damage your own circuits.

Uzi: Jeze's body has repair nanites though, so if he takes damage, it's not gonna be there for long.

Doll: These nanites are capable of regenerating whole limbs for Jeze, keeping him alive so he can keep fighting. He does not seem to be able to use them on command though.

Uzi: Jeze's other strength, the thing he falls back on if his Brute Force Engine can't get it done, is his weapons. This includes a kick-ass katana (that he just kinda found out of nowhere), and the Electrolaser which is fueled by three Worker Drone Core batteries.

Doll: Would that not be the equivalent of a gun being powered by someone's beating heart?

Uzi: Just makes it cooler!