Murder Drones: DEATH BATTLE

EP 3: Thought vs E

(Warning: The following chapter contains spoilers for Worker!DronexV, H U N G E R, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5, and Jujutsu Kaisen. Read at your own risk, if you don't want peak fiction spoiled for you.)

Doll: Reader inserts. Representatives of forces beyond the fourth wall, a path between fiction and reality. Breaking their worlds and making an impact on everybody around them.

Uzi: And, just being somewhat generic. But what if they have romance? Especially with one specific Disassembly Drone who likes making Workers eat their own entrails?

Doll: Like Y/N, the infinitely hungry Disassembly Drone.

Uzi: And...Y/N, the logical fighting machine!

Doll: She's Uzi, and I'm Doll.

Uzi: And today, we'll be analyzing their armor, weapons and skill to discover who would win...a Death Battle.

INTERLUDE

Doll: Why are we stopping?

Uzi: I just realized that having two characters with the same name would be confusing.

Doll: What do you propose we do about it?

Uzi: Well...we make new names for them?

Doll: Hmm...

Uzi: Hmm...

Doll: I can't really think of one.

Uzi: One of them already has a canon name.

Doll: Really? What is it?

SERIAL DESIGNATION E

Uzi: E.

Doll: Full of references, aren't we?

Uzi: I'm the one supposed to be sassing around here. Anyway, E was created by an engineer, to produce a special drone focused on UTTER ANNIHILATION!

Doll: E was outfitted with sharper claws and wings, a scythe replacing the stinger of the nanite tail, abilities upon abilities. Then, the engineer had the ultimate idea. To make this drone...immortal.

Uzi: So instead of the Absolute Solver program and a normal core, the engineer bestowed E with a Matter Conversion Core.

Doll: The Matter Conversion Core is capable of...converting matter, who knew? This matter can become replacements when injured, handheld weapons, and pretty much anything else he can think of. It even grants him border-line immortality. There's only one limitation: He needs to eat the matter first.

Uzi: We forgot to mention...the higher ups didn't like a new drone being made behind their back. So, they fed him to his own creation. Kick-ass!

Doll: Horrible fates aside, E's full powers are varied. His creation powers extend to very complex structures, and can even create separate copies of himself.

Uzi: That engineer also gave E powers outside of converting matter. He has the ability to breathe gases that increase pain felt by twenty times if inhaled, the ability to spit nanites, healing nanites, a weaker form of the pain gas, and a psychosis ball that causes hallucinations.

Doll: The hallucinations can affect E too, so there is the risk of backfiring.

Uzi: Don't worry, there's more. E can mimic voices, disguise himself, nullify his own pain, heat up his surroundings to the point that metal melts, move at high speed for a short while without making sound, and control electricity. And of course, break the fourth wall.